“The Office” Season 4/5 Sentence Starters
“That’s what I have to come home to.”
“I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.”
“You don’t know me. You’ve just seen my penis.”
“I just want to be friends. Plus a little extra. Also, I love you.”
“I’m so much better than you are.”
“I am better than you have ever been or ever will be.”
“I couldn’t sleep, I couldn’t concentrate…and…food had no taste.”
“Running away from your problems won’t solve anything.”
“I don’t need fresh air because I have the freshest air around: AC.”
“Can we talk off the record? As friends?”
“What do you want to do for dinner?”
“I have a lot of questions. Number one: how dare you?”
“If I’m dead, you guys have been dead for weeks.”
“They seem very happy. I hope nothing horrible ever happens to them.”
“Do it. Give me control.”
“I don’t understand why you keep picking on me.”
“You cheated on me when I specifically asked you not to?”
“I did not cheat on you.”
“If a baby were president, there would be no taxes. There would be no war. There would be no government.”
“Someone let the air out of your tires.”
“She stuck her nose into my business and tried to help me.”
“I’m not strong! I’ll go back to [her], and I hate [her]!”
“Just tell me what happened.”
“We’ll discuss it later, naked.”
“I want to see you naked.”
“NO, GOD! NO, GOD, PLEASE NO! NO! NO! NOOOOO!”
“Do you wanna do that? Do you wanna hit me? Do you wanna punch me?”
“My wishes never come true.”
“I need to talk to you in private.”
“Sometimes, I’ll start a sentence, and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way.”
“You don’t know how to take care of her! All you do is dress fancy and sing!”
“Are you trying to hurt my feelings? Because if so, you are succeeding.”
“You have no idea how high I can fly.”
“I can’t do this. This is pathetic, isn’t it?”
“I have egg in my crocs.”
“I think you should get dressed.”
“I’m not getting dressed.”
“Everyone deserves a second second chance.”
“When I look in the mirror, I don’t like the face that looks back.”
“I just won an art contest!”
“Do you want me to beat him up for you?”
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