Chip Franklin-"You Can't Un-See this"

I love dogs and I love women. I love to exercise. So why am I so unsettled?

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How we lose by Trump winning and Trump wins by Trump losing. Ya follow that?

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Only in America... If we could only put Trump in a suitcase... Is there anything that people won't try and steal? I did the classic, "wrap up a few dog turds" then put them in a wrapped box, leave on the hood of my car and in 30 minutes it was gone. I wonder what goes on in peoples minds?

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Trump has buzz, but not THAT kind

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Alcohol kills more people each year than opioids, heroin, meth, crack and pot combined. Actually, pot's never killed anyone. As in never.

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Got :45 seconds? Algorithms? Pandora is messin with your mind, that biatch!

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30% of Americans say they are too plugged in. The other 70% didn't hear the question cuz they're too plugged in.

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Jose, can you see the National anthem? Arrested Intelligence and Chip Franklin wonder if anyone knows the National Anthem.

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Could you date a Republican? Arrested Intelligence and Chip Franklin ask the burning question; "what's the deal breaker for you?"

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Chip Franklin and Arrested Intelligence ask, "Who the hell is Chip Franklin?"

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Should Homosapiens be allowed to marry? Chip Franklin and Arrested Intelligence asks the burning question of the day; to the very wrong people.

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Who is the vice-president? Oh, prepared to be frightened as Arrested Intelligence asks the most obvious questions to the least qualified.

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Arrested Intelligence and Chip Franklin ask the question, How deep is six inches? Freud, please be quiet.

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The Supreme Court is the highest court in the land. These people might be the second highest people. Chip Franklin's Arrested Intelligence! 

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Chip Franklin gets close to the presidents. Not as close as Monica, but Arrested Intelligence can bring your to your knees. On president's Day.

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Gardening with a hoe or a ho can be entertaining and uplifting. Arrested intelligence explains.

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Chip Franklin at Comic Con; Geeks are not freaks anymore. The geeks you used to make fun of with their Spiderman, Batman, and Fantastic Four costumes are part of a billion dollar industry. Now who has the last laugh?

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I didn't make this film. But I took held my breath for five minutes to try and understand what it might feel like to have the kind of brain to do so.