Moth That Chirps

moff/moff AAA Moth (Agender/Asexual/Aromatic) Other blog to organize and keep separate my stories from main blog. Also to hide from moth eating things. Sometimes big moth. Sometimes small moth.

[chirpymoth]

Intro Post & Wall Potato and Chaotic Axolotl

only gonna be on AO3 due to Tumblr AI scraping

Here

My Intro post (cuz we can only have 1 pin) https://www.tumblr.com/chirpymoth/728964981349105664/another-moth-info-post

[chirpymoth]

I present: 1 fairy

[womanguy]

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

[theconcealedweapon]

[maarvarq]

Always bear in mind that there is absolutely no legitimate evidence that Luigi was actually the one who killed the insurance company guy.

[theconcealedweapon]

Of course he wasn't. He was at a party with me that day.

[tiny-space-whale]

No but like literally, actually. All bits aside.

He didn't do it.

The cops very clearly planted evidence on him because they had to make an arrest because all eyes were on them and whoever actually did the deed was making them look stupid.

Why would the real killer hero have kept the weapon on his person and traveled two states over while carrying it and a manifesto in his bag, conveniently turning the crime into a federal matter? The same guy whose bag they found in a park, filled with monopoly money? Why did the police turn off their bodycams, take Luigi's stuff, drive a block away, turn their bodycams back on, go back into the restaurant, and then arrest him?

From the moment of his arrest, even left-of-center media has been presuming his guilt without examining anything (e.g. calling him "the killer" instead of "alleged" or "accused") and then when I say he didn't do it, the nearest person chimes in with some quip that tells me they think he did do it but should go free anyway. Don't get me wrong, I would have the same attitude if he had done it. But he didn't. It makes me feel like the only sane person in the world, even among my staunchly leftist friends.

[chirpymoth]

Wish I had a little Dark Souls guy I could play around with like that Shen comic.

Probably until he starts stabbing me in the ankle.

[jackkdaniels]

when i was a kid i decided that killing people was bad therefore war was bad therefore the military was evil. and adults would tell me it's more nuanced than that and i would understand when i grew up. well i'm a grown up now and idk i still think that killing people is bad and war is bad and the military is evil

[mawofthemagnetar]

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

[imjunebitch]

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image ID: Tweet from piranha (wilted flower emoji) (@/ mythicalPiranha) reading: y'all be like "i would never bully somebody for being autistic!!" & then bully people for being picky eaters & not getting jokes & not understanding sarcasm & being socially awkward & not liking to be touched & fidgeting a lot & having "cringey" interests & having meltdowns & /End ID]

[chirpymoth]

Magnificent Fairy

Still love Mithril=Lid=Pot

[liberalsarecool]

Same woman called a mosque and they were ready to help her immediately.

Same with Buddhist temple. Willing to help immediately.

[liberalsarecool]

The misogyny and classism is the feature, not the bug.

[chirpymoth]

A tiny in the silverware drawer going

"ALL the spoons are big :/"

[existennialmemes]

Charles Manson never killed a single person with his own hands. He was still held accountable for the murders his rhetoric led others to commit.

Thinking about this for absolutely no reason.

[srsfunny]

Leave the billion dollar company alone!

[silverdragon12]

My amoeba-style ART design but. Cat sized and holdable. It registers itself as Murderbot's emotional support service animal.

Also bonus:

That scene in network effect when MB locks itself in the bathroom but this time instead of pinging it ART is sticking its paws under the door like a cat trying to get in

[keresacheron]

Dinosaur cartoon.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

Important reminder

[geeky-fuckery]

This reminds me of the fact that "Ancient Egypt" goes back so many thousands of years, that the most recent "Ancient Egyptians" were already studying (even more) Ancient Egypt.

[charlesoberonn]

Not even the most recent ones. It was an Egyptian prince from the 13th century BCE studying and restoring artifacts from the 26th century BCE.

[charlesoberonn]

For context, the last Pharaoh, Cleopatra VII, lived in the 1st century BCE. Prince Khaemweset, known as "the first egyptologist", was as ancient to her as the pyramids and tombs he was studying were ancient to him.

[depsidase]

[blackbackedjackal]

An aquarium in Japan was closed for renovations, and their resident sunfish got depressed not seeing visitors. So the staff put some uniforms with printed faces against the tank, and it immediately recovered.