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[astonishingly]

buffering more like suffering

[somecutething]

[bvlma-deactivated20160701]

Me

[cupcakelogic]

she is still learning

[thecutestofthecute]

Girls hit your hallelujah 

Girls hit your hallelujah

GIRLS HIT YOUR HALLELUJAH 

[re-actr]

CAUSE CUTE SMALL DOGS GON GIVE IT TO YA

[insta-gramcracker]

puptown funk

[thetowndrugdealer]

*listens to “big girls dont cry” while crying* *cries even more because now I’ve also disappointed Fergie*

[untucking]

[tidepooling]

when you want to look cute but don’t want to be harassed by men #justgirlythings

[toiletpaperfandom]

WTF IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE

For those who havent heard yet: Paris Hilton was pranked into thinking her plane was crashing and that she was going to fucking die. If you ask me ‘prank’ is the wrong fucking vocab here. This is a forced near death experience with potential emotional trauma following. Yet she has to laugh it off as a public person / selfmade brand/entrepreneur. This shit can scar you for life. I wouldve fucking lost it.

If you ever think about pulling of this kind of horribly disgusting bullshit, do us all a favor and reevaluate the choices you make in life. Grow the fuck up.

[artslay-deactivated20161028]

I’m so proud of how she dealt with it like when she stepped off the plane crying and they told her it was a prank she kind of laughed it off and they kept teasing her and made her admit that it was the best prank ever and that they took it next level and she was so graceful about it but once she left she was already making calls and filing to sue

[wealthyhugepenis-deactivated201]

person: will you be my girlfriend?

me:

[wealthyhugepenis-deactivated201]

[venommage]

The Final Three! (Season 7)

[leg-and-dairy]

[trencly]

Teacher: Can I see your homework? Me: Haha no way loser do your own

[samdesantis]

[unfauxgettable]

a handy guide for people who still dont get it

things that are fine:

not liking kids

not wanting kids

things that are not fine:

being rude to kids because they are kids

joking about child abuse because you dont like kids

[champzagne]

when you’re hanging out with old ppl and something weird happens and you’re like pLEASE DONT DIE ON ME 

[lnnea]

My boss loves Beyoncé and her birthday is the same as Beyoncé and when she first started dating her boyfriend she asked him about his birthday and it was the same as jay-z and she told me that was the main reason she decided to have a baby with him