STOP IT YOU HORNY SIMPLETONS

Hey MTV I'm Lexi. Welcome to my crib. 24 ~ she/they Surprise I'm ur big sibling now them's the rules Opinions on this blog might be mine. Might not. (Header from @ggweenn1)

[ashstfu]

[starjasmines]

i still think about this constantly sorry nia

[ginger-ale-official]

No guys actually like classic cock. They just put it on when they’re in the car with other guys because it is the safest option and then they have to pretend to like it to each other to force a conversation

[ginger-ale-official]

GOD DAMN IT

[doofnoof]

[vc-allthetime]

if you’re on tumblr and over the age of 24 it means the mental illness won

[chunkylilshe-devil]

[thememedaddy]

[thememedaddy]

[vc-allthetime]

if you’re on tumblr and over the age of 24 it means the mental illness won

[chunkylilshe-devil]

[ginger-ale-official]

No guys actually like classic cock. They just put it on when they’re in the car with other guys because it is the safest option and then they have to pretend to like it to each other to force a conversation

[ginger-ale-official]

GOD DAMN IT

[doofnoof]

[greelin]

had this comparison made in my presence the other day and it won’t leave me alone now

[apas-95]

the concept of 'sperm whale' is so fucking funny. these prudish victorians found a gigantic, terrifying sea-beast, and, discovering it was full of a thick, oily substance, immediately went 'is this fucking Cum???' and started fueling everything with it. they thought their whole sexually repressed society was running on the monstrous cum harvested by deadly expeditions to the black, icy sea. what kind of immaculate neuroses they must have had.

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[kosmogrl]

[hanitje]

“It’s a handbag.”

[staroftara]

[catchymemes]

[catchymemes]

[despazito]

Anime girls in the early 90s ➡️ anime girls in the early 2000s

[killtheteendream]

In 2010 I prayed to live in a time when Taio Cruz’s Dynamite was no longer playing on the radio, and now in 2022 I’d fall to my knees in tears if I had the chance to go back