your sister says that i'm a freak

she/her | wheatfromchaff on ao3 | sideblog for spentgladiatornumbertwo | novel "late bloomer" by morgan hawes now on amazon

[angel-derangement]

a pre-history murder mystery

[mommydgaf]

you’re so fucking spoiled you get to pick out which radiator you get chained to

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

you motherfuckers gotta start writing out the names of these fucking shows. i can't take another post talking about the reveal that's so good in the new season of WINWTBVASGS

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

with that said, i will set an example for others to follow. did you all enjoy last night's new episode of What?? I Never Wanted To Be Virginia's Sexiest General Solicitor!!

[guiltfactory]

i like when love is very sweet and nice and true but also simultaneously full of miscommunication and lies and abuse

[rowanisawriter]

[graff-aganda]

I think it would be very cute if they updated their weird and lame matching caller ID photos from BOTB every year 💚

[televisionenjoyer]

Something I absolutely love is not caving into the pressure of "you HAVE to watch popular gay show the writing is actually competent and they won't ruin it this time" and being like "hmmm I don't know... I watched popular gay show before and it turned bad..." only to much later get your door knocked on and it's your mutuals crestfallen and you get to be like "let me guess. it turned bad."

[televisionenjoyer]

The energy on the dash... Let me guess

[arkashas]

GOD. still the funniest transition in the show bar none

[krisonthefrontporchwithabeer]

Yeah I think he probably lets all his limbs go limp and just gets hauled around by his arms like a ragdoll (I tense up as the audience starts murmuring to each other and shaking their heads) I mean he has sex normally. He can access his own body during sex

[undying-princess]

they're executing the count from sesame street for violating the masquerade

[slutdge]

i love being a pervert online with all of you

[shitcoveredcaveteeth]

the ever-loyal jared

[rickyapologist]

pornhub.com/roommates in pajamas

pornhub.com/bunk beds

pornhub.com/jealous suicide baiter

pornhub dot com/homoerotic homophobia

pornhub.com/fatal gunplay incident

[alliswyattonthewesternfront]

i think it's funny Bruce Campbell is a campy horror guy because he's not a bad actor and he is very classically handsome/charming. purely in it for the love of the game.

[lucy-vanpelts]

to k*ll a mockingbird.

[lucy-vanpelts]

to unalive a mockingbird

[werewolf-transgenderism]

basically my favorite thing to do is imagine The Character in some sort of situation of terrible emotional turmoil. it’s like enrichment for me