Forever in This Moment With You

still searching. if you find me please let me know.

[choaboy]

The most fictional thing about Shadowhunters was the nice guy getting all the girls

[choaboy]

‪I hate signs that tell you not to ride the toilet like a rodeo clown. Like bitch, there go my plans. ‬

[greyannis]

Sometimes I get inspiration from weird random thoughts that pop into my mind - in this case Taylor Swift (or a random lookalike pop star if you want, it doesn’t matter) revealing herself as a reptilian illuminati agent.

[marikazemus34]

[carbonoid]

[best-of-memes]

[nourrice]

tbh I am ugly but I’m also gorgeous it’s very complex

[wiselwisel]

[cydonianmystery-deactivated-dea]

N U N   R A V E

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

BLESS THIS MOSH PIT

[debonairbexar-deactivated202108]

“Drop the blessed bass sister Mary Bethel!”

[somewhatstacey]

Tumblr's new NSFW restrictions and why turning off safe mode won't work

So I’ve been doing some reading and wow. Just fucking WOW.

Tumblr, you’ve actually outdone yourself here. All the bullshit cookies for you!

Lowdown:

Tumblr’s new approach to NSFW content (other than blocking certain tags on apps) includes splitting the NSFW blog flagging options in two.

You can now flag your blog* as NSFW or Adult.

What’s the difference? This:

Taken from Tumblr’s new NSFW policy page.

Now me? I’m a NSFW blog. I occasionally reblog raunchy fanart and pretty pictures of scantily clad hot people. This means that:

If people are browsing in Safe Mode (which is the default, CHEERS TUMBLR) and are not following me they will see nothing of mine in the search or tags.

Let me be clear: NOTHING OF MINE.

My whole blog is flagged as NSFW even though I mostly reblog stupid comics of tv characters failing to use stairs. So for every one NSFW post I have that these Safe Mode users don’t want to see, they’ll miss the nine other posts I make about werewolves in pink knitted sweaters.

Pretty shit huh? Oh wait, bro, it gets better.

That’s blogs flagged NSFW. Blogs flagged Adult have it INFINITELY shittier.

Porn-intensive blogs have ZERO visibility beyond the dash. Unless a user is following them, they are invisible. Even reblogs are tetchy because with the new restrictions, anyone reblogging NSFW content runs the risk of being flagged as NSFW themselves and thus might not take the risk.

So porn blogs: crippled, basically. No dicks and o-faces for you, tumblr users. But how’s this for another, infinitely more terrifying, approach: all those sex-ed blogs? All those beautiful how-to-masturbation, body-positive and sex-positive blogs? Under the current definitions:

You guessed it: they’re Adult. If they’re not flagged as such by the blog owners themselves, tumblr can do it for you:

“If you’re not sure how you should flag your blog you can leave it unflagged, but keep in mind that it may be flagged automatically.” (x)

So there you have it.

Fuck. Basically. Everything.

PS: Anyone wanting to turn Safe Mode off (because hey, if you haven’t checked yours yet, it’s totally on! YAY!):

Hit your settings icon

In the left hand menu hit Dashboard

And uncheck the “browse tag pages in safe mode”

It’s nowhere near a complete solution, but it’s as much as we’ve got right now.

* Or I’m assuming you’ll be able to? This feature is greyed out for me atm. A+ rollout of functionality there, tumblr.

[fandomisreality]

i checked, and it does NOT have me automatically in safe mode. and i don’t remember ever unchecking it?

[puff-to-tuff]

Imagine being a water bender and how easy it’d be too douche your ass

[jturn]

[hereforthenight-deactivated2020]

wow, I’m actually super jealous of fictional people fictionally cleansing their fictional bowels to have fictional gay sex. wow

[cubvet]

Can

Can you water bend cum?????

[shorts-muchacho-papi]

The LGBT community in the Avatar world must be full of innovators.

[cubvet]

Earth benders metal bending bdsm dungeon !!!!!!!!

[shorts-muchacho-papi]

Air benders letting go of their earthly teathers and becoming sky dancing gogo boys!

[cubvet]

Fire benders doing that electric thing and building up the charge and when there about to release they shove the fingers up your ass and aim for the prostate and force you to cum theough electric convolutions while you have the best organism of your life!

[saddaddy]

[mexerection]

I am proud to be a gay man in 2017

[tropiuz-deactivated20200618]

I’m not yall are gross af!

[choaboy]

Honestly this post should be erased from reality.

[dutchster]

when it’s november 1st

[crazyaboutlefandoms]

Songs with the same bpm but played over different than original video tracks give me life

[alwaysbewoke]

these are the days i remember why i love the internet hahaha 

[marlbororeds100s-deactivated202]

in case u wanna see samuel l jackson’s response

[doctorneocortex]

[death-by-lulz]

get your head in the game

[choaboy]

i keep imagining someone overhearing a conversation on yogurt covered raisins and then going “lol hoes. Wasabi covered peas!”

[kimreesesdaughter]

On some real shit, I do not fuck with people who ride those boat things at the carnival. People who get on those do not give a fuck about life, they don’t care about you, ya mama or your kids. They literally have nothing to lose. You don’t care about life so there’s no need for me to fight you because you’re not going to give a damn about my face. 

[kimreesesdaughter]

THIS JOINT!!!!

BITCHHHHHHH. I got on this shit when I was 12. Wasn’t no bar, no protection, nothing in that shit. I didn’t realize until it was too late. You couldn’t pay me to ever get on this shit ever again in my life. We were in Landover, this shit almost smooth flipped my ass to Baltimore. No. Never again. 

[nappyhurrdontcare-deactivated20]

12? I got on this bitch when I was 21 and had my head in my ex’s shoulder the ENTIRE time. Screaming like a bih too. Nope. Never again. I was praying to the gravity gods the entire time.

[neonghostz-deactivated20220823]

?????? All it does is swing back and forth???? I don’t understand the concern??????

[kimreesesdaughter]

[vandigo-deactivated20180131]

centrifugal force keeps you in your seat.

[retired3625ww-deactivated202305]

Centrifugal force isn’t keeping me from crying tho

[sexycraisinthanos]

why is this so funny

[choaboy]

PHYSICS WONT STOP THE TEARS

[miraguey-deactivated20160812]

black people who make fun of other black people for their skin tone

[sweethomejozi]

Black people who mock other black people’s accents and grammar 

[tsvrcm-deactivated20161229]

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

ALLA DIS

[ignored-gurl]

Black people who mock other Black people for being “different”.

[kovujr]

Black people who mock other Black people for having “ghetto” names

[yonggukslyricbook]

I can’t reblog this enough

[choaboy]

SIGNAL BOOST THIS SHIT

[gothvegas]

Ok I’m gonna preface this with that I absolutely respect and care for all living things including all types of bugs

But I jsut really really hate this

[gothvegas]

The comments on this post are chaos incarnate and have been ruining my day

[honexjams]

yall r wilin

[tsuki-dono-7-deactivated2019102]

[neuroticgaymusings-deactivated2]

[note-a-bear]

STOP THIS

[c-bassmeow]

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