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funky little monkey she's a twisted trickster loki (616) main is evileggplant

[mechanizedstark]

“I really wish everyone would stop looking at me like that.” Tony took a sip from his water bottle and then two fingers moved to pinch the bridge of his nose, nursing the headache he felt coming on. “This other Tony Stark is really getting on my nerves— I am not looking to compete with a dead man.”

[choatictrickster]

"At least the other you had a cool death.The other me decided to suddenly become stupid and attack a grape with a butter knife then got his neck snapped. I mean honestly what in ymir's beard kind of loser does that? I mean sure my past self died a lot but at LEAST he found a way back many times before dying completely. And even then he actually had a plan that involved dying which backfired and now your guys got me.What was the thought process for him?"

Said the trickster in a bitter tone as he sat next to the engineer and took a sip of beer.You must asking yourself what is and how is Loki in Tony's place?why he broke inside duh!

[bandagedknight]

choatictrickster​:

“Well,then apology accepted just next time don’t forget ”

Said the trickster in response to the mortal’s atler who was talking to him,He then added speaking to the god the mortal was an avatar for.

“Khonshu, you know that I can hear you right?I’m gonna come right off the pat and detect from your tone that you don’t know”

Being called a fool didn’t affect the storyteller as he has grown numb to insults he received from other gods. After all he’s Loki and every God in the entire ten realms,universe,multiverse and cosmos enjoyed looking down on him.Even his own brother who happens to love him dearly.He just wanted to hear the other god’s reaction since it sounded like fun.It also helped as proof that he Is a god not a man if the other god had any doubts. That unless this god is one of them high and mighty “I’m the only god around here” kind of god…..which was of course Loki’s favorite kind of gods to talk to(not),Then he probably would just come out with an excuse to explain how Loki can hear him beside well you know? The simple obvious and right answer,him being another god.

Steven nearly flinched when Loki actually spoke Khonshu’s name out loud. He wasn’t used to anyone seeing the decayed bird god besides himself, save for Layla now that she was apparently Taweret’s avatar. There was still a lot to unpack there with all of that, but Steven had mostly avoided the bird after the Gala until this moment.

Whining, again with the whining. Although there isn’t much else to be expected with an Asgardian failure. I am aware that you can hear me, you insolent halfwit. I was just not speaking to you. Khonshu’s staff slammed on the ground behind Steven and actually made him flinch this time as he closed his eyes tightly and shook his head. 

“I’d appreciate it if you didn’t try to set him off, if you can hear him. Of course you can, you even know his name..”

[choatictrickster]

Oh wow! the trickster snickered at the other god's reaction. Never mind he's Loki’s favourite kind of gods.Loki enjoyed this type of gods,they're fun because everything you say to them could anger them or set them off which is something he enjoyed.Asgardian  failure? So creative like he never heard that one before.He wasn't  even an asgardian for Odin's sake at least fact check before insulting someone.He knew the other god was hoping to hurt his feelings which makes it ten times funnier to him.Also whining?he wasn't whining,he was just curious.Some how part of Loki felt like the god was lying about knowing that. Ignoring the god as he wasn't that interested in talking to him.

"I will try, though I'm really bad at holding myself from setting people like him off.They're just so much fun to annoy and taste you know? How do you live with this guy?he doesn't sound pleasant to live with kinda reminds me of laufey daddy.Yeah, of course I know his name what kind of a god of stories dosen't know people's stories?however I never spoken to him in person before. I also know that you're Steve an alter of Marc Spector a jewish mercenary, who also happens to have DID,the moon knight and the avatar of the moon god. So glad to finally meet you! You're really interesting you know? So tell me steven how dose it feel to be the moon knight ?"

Said the god with an excited tone as he offered the mortal his hand to shake it.

[talokanilarrogance]

Every step upon the surface made his lip curl and his mood sour but Namor persisted. There was no other choice. Not anymore. The cold winds disturbed the sand at his bare feet and he folded his arms across his chest, stared across the water. This place’s air sat like oil in his lungs, along his skin. His frown deepened.

“Disgusting,” he said. “How do you all breathe like this?”

[choatictrickster]

"Oh! Like this"

She said as she took a breath and smiled at him with the most shit eating grin she could master.

"Also don't worry you will get used to it!Exactly how I got used to walking on grass instead of snow,eating cooked meat instead of raw and wearing shoes!just give it a hundred years or a few"

[destroyrofworlds]

trickstergodloki​:

“It’s the god of stories, not the god of lies. I might have been the villain of everyone’s story in the past but not anymore, I am nothing but a humble storyteller now. You fools make your own lies and stories, and I shall watch and tell your tales”

Seriously was it that hard to remember? What? Does he really have to start wearing a shirt that says “Hello, god of stories” for people to stop calling him the god of lies?comes to think of it, maybe he should. At this point this is becoming really frustrating.

“Loki,” Daisy started with a forced out smile that was nearly impossible to make meet her eyes. Why did Hill always send her to have these sort of conversations? She was starting to feel like it was on purpose at this point. “Trickster God, God of Mischief… I’m not really concerned with what you think you’re the god of. What S.H.I.E.L.D. is concerned with is what brings you to New York.”

[choatictrickster]

Agh….so rude.The question confused him at first as shields haven't been concerned with what he's doing in new york since after the war of realms happened and well the other stuff he helped with.Plus,everyone by now knows that he just enjoys midgard Diners and everything else about earth and he is around here a lot .... then it hit him this is a different universe but was he gonna explain that to her?heh,nope!where was the fun in that?

"shield is just now taking notice of me?Wow, you guys are terrible at your job.Well makes sense since you people ARE busy harassing people instead of DOING your JOB.And since we're on the subject of not being concerned about each other feelings I'm not concerned about how shield feels and wants. Therefore I refuse to answer your question.Now,how about you let me go and go be a minor inconvenience to someone else hm?"

He said as he smiled at her.Hilariously enough he was talking about his universe shiled ,he had no idea how shield worked here.But of she wanted to act disrespectful,He's not gonna collaborate.In fact he's going to be as annoying as he can intill she gives up and leave.It's not like she can do anything about it.torture? won't Work he been through enough torture it's a joke to him,kick him out?won't work either,Get the avengers?He will just surrender to them then go and break out of what ever imprisonment he's forced into and go get bacon,The last time they tried to lock him up in shield in his universe coulson end up in his cell naked instead of him.Plus,it's not like the truth will be trusted so why bother tell her that he's here for becon?

"Or even better maybe go work on your forced smile it's not convincing or charming enough. A charismatic smile could be effective to make someone open up to you easily you know? Being nice and respectful on top of that,Adding to that the cherry on top which is you not being that hard on the eye to look at either of course and walla people will tell you about anything you ask for.Words from the master at getting people to do as they want "

Comes to think of it why did they send a normal human to try and talk to him?Was she not that important they're not scared to risk her getting hurt?Or was she actually strong?

[bandagedknight]

trickstergodloki​:

“It’s the god of stories, not the god of lies. I might have been the villain of everyone’s story in the past but not anymore, I am nothing but a humble storyteller now. You fools make your own lies and stories, and I shall watch and tell your tales”

Seriously was it that hard to remember? What? Does he really have to start wearing a shirt that says “Hello, god of stories” for people to stop calling him the god of lies?comes to think of it, maybe he should. At this point this is becoming really frustrating.

“Right, right, yeah..” Steven mumbled softly, frowning a bit to himself once he realized that his statement had upset Loki. He hadn’t meant to, really. He’d just gotten a bit overzealous after reading up on Asgardian history.

This man calls himself a God, but all I see is a fool.

He closed his eyes tightly at the way Khonshu’s voice reverberated through his head and grimaced. “Sorry, I really didn’t mean to offend you or anything of the sorts.”

[choatictrickster]

"Well,then apology accepted just next time don't forget "

Said the trickster in response to the mortal's atler who was talking to him,He then added speaking to the god the mortal was an avatar for.

"Khonshu, you know that I can hear you right?I'm gonna come right off the pat and detect from your tone that you don't know"

Being called a fool didn't affect the storyteller as he has grown numb to insults he received from other gods. After all he's Loki and every God in the entire ten realms,universe,multiverse and cosmos enjoyed looking down on him.Even his own brother who happens to love him dearly.He just wanted to hear the other god's reaction since it sounded like fun.It also helped as proof that he Is a god not a man if the other god had any doubts. That unless this god is one of them high and mighty "I'm the only god around here" kind of god.....which was of course Loki’s favorite kind of gods to talk to(not),Then he probably would just come out with an excuse to explain how Loki can hear him beside well you know? The simple obvious and right answer,him being another god.

[lokisvillainy]

Harry Lloyd as Loki - Young Avengers/Agent of Asgard xx

[choatictrickster]

"It's the god of stories, not the god of lies.I might have been the villain of everyone's story in the past but not anymore,I am nothing but a humble storyteller now .You fools make your own lies and stories, and I shall watch and tell your tales"

Seriously was it that hard to remember?What? dose he really have to start wearing a shit that says "hello,god of stories" for people to stop calling him the god of lies?comes to think of it,maybe he should.At this point this is becoming really frustrating.