I think the main reason most video game vampires don't really seem to gel with me I think is because I saw Ayami Kojima's castlevania art at a pretty young age so every video game vampire since then has just been terminally dripless to me since my standards were set so high right out of the gate
Every time I hear the internet has a new vampire they're horny for I get my hopes up thinking about this kinda shit and it just. Never is. Not even fucking close
Like. Come on, guys














