over the mountains and through the woods

i dare to dream for the stars but the earth grabs my feet

[txttletale]

sorry for [remembering a tumblr post about expressing gratitude instead of apologising to make the interaction more positive for the other person] i mean thank you for having a boyfriend who was so easy to run over withmy car and reverse over three times maybe four

[orphiclovers-deactivated2026032]

dogs might look like their owners but cat people always have a cat with the same mental illness as them

[grox]

Y'all eat black eye peas on new years?

[aflo]

i got a freling

[grox]

Oooooooh ooooooh

[sludgebitch]

if i saw a noob i would help it learn and grow

[mrsterlingeverything]

Unfollow everyone else i want to be alone with u

[scenetorrents]

Unforgivable Flying Object

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

NYT, The Interview.

[oliviawebsite]

we need to bring back gamefaqs. i don't wanna join your stupid discord. i don't wanna use your ugly shitty fandom wiki. i don't wanna have to dig through poorly-organzied reddit threads. we want bespoke ascii header art! we want plaintext documents and guides with minimal clutter that are properly indexed and easy to navigate!

[cheaphalloweencostume]

this is awesome because this was my moms take on parenting and now as an adult i only have miserable cold lonely memories of childhood and i cant relate to people crying out for their Mom when they’re in pain or scared . sorry your kid wanted to show you pokemon cards though that sounds rough

[makotoscoffee]

do y'all realize what post-partum depression looks like?

[cheaphalloweencostume]

of course im aware. it still isn’t a child’s job to absorb the fallout. naming the problem doesn’t magically make the behavior harmless. kids don’t stop needing affection just because their parent is struggling, and its wild to see people bonding over how inconvenient a childs love is

both things can be true at once: the parent needs support, and the child doesn’t deserve to be publicly lauded as a burden and nuisance

[catboybiologist]

We are the daughters of the hams you couldn't burgle

[snailifier]

🐌✨️ get snailed! 🐌✨️

We are the snaughters of the snams you snouldn't snurgle

[catboybiologist]

Speak your shit sister

[pixelartpeach]

Hey do you guys remember when Google worked. Do you. Do you remember when it worked better than the Tumblr search function.

[jv]

Once more, Tumblr ends winning by just being there and doing nothing

[ctimenefic]

Seasonal Affective Disorder is just emotional scurvy, all my core wounds are reopening and they won't be fixed until the big lemon in the sky comes back

[bebs-art-gallery]

“BACK WHEN TIME DIDN’T MATTER” — AN OIL PAINTING BY RIONA

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[dungeon-moss]

Why is this all management literally everywhere

[gay-systemdeez]

Where's that post about how anticapitalist satire will always get one-upped by like, someone describing their job.

[loverboyfae]

ask not for whom the bell peppers

[herssian]

"there is no way you're not using chatgpt for at least a few things here and there no matter your stance on it" what the FUCK are you talking about

[feldfrog]

“I’m an equal opportunity offender. I make fun of everybody.” - Guy whose identities all align with the systemically dominant power groups in his cultural and geographic context