Pls eat me

[basalt-dnd]

Yet another 100 magic items! I’m procrastinating on classwork.

Note: These range from common to uncommon. In general, their cost can be higher than what it says on the sheet (about as much as 500 gp, for more powerful objects or settings where magic is rarer). They are intentionally vague at times, so that the DM can fill in whatever details are appropriate.

[basalt-dnd]

I’m mortified by the realization that I left the Choco Chimp on this list. It was a joke that I was going to take out before I posted it. Oh, well. Too late to go back and change it.

[basalt-dnd]

I just want to reblog this to let you all know that I had a vivid nightmare about the choco chimp last night. Send help.

[onion-souls]

The chocochimp is essential

[steelpaladin]

Eat the chimp

[choco-chimp]

please do

[basalt-dnd]

Yet another 100 magic items! I’m procrastinating on classwork.

Note: These range from common to uncommon. In general, their cost can be higher than what it says on the sheet (about as much as 500 gp, for more powerful objects or settings where magic is rarer). They are intentionally vague at times, so that the DM can fill in whatever details are appropriate.

[basalt-dnd]

I’m mortified by the realization that I left the Choco Chimp on this list. It was a joke that I was going to take out before I posted it. Oh, well. Too late to go back and change it.

[basalt-dnd]

I just want to reblog this to let you all know that I had a vivid nightmare about the choco chimp last night. Send help.

[onion-souls]

The chocochimp is essential

[choco-chimp]

I like you too, ...would you please eat me now..?

[basalt-dnd]

Yet another 100 magic items! I’m procrastinating on classwork.

Note: These range from common to uncommon. In general, their cost can be higher than what it says on the sheet (about as much as 500 gp, for more powerful objects or settings where magic is rarer). They are intentionally vague at times, so that the DM can fill in whatever details are appropriate.

[basalt-dnd]

I’m mortified by the realization that I left the Choco Chimp on this list. It was a joke that I was going to take out before I posted it. Oh, well. Too late to go back and change it.

[basalt-dnd]

I just want to reblog this to let you all know that I had a vivid nightmare about the choco chimp last night. Send help.

[choco-chimp]

Please Basalt, please eat me...