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Thirty minutes making a roasted chicken png.

Three hours figuring out Live2d.

Ten minutes abandoning ship and throwing that png into the old PNGtuber+, including breathing animation.

Eight hour stream.

I stream normally as a chocobo turned human.

Might make the chicken an emote, I love my lemon-pepper seasoned bird.

#send help #streaming #vtuber #the shenanigans will continue until the job market improves #kweh

nick-nellson

The Princess Bride (1987) dir. Rob Reiner

grimoiremanifest

2026 was 8 years ago. christ

grimoiremanifest

Wait. Fuck. Wrong year. Don't

I love how every other social media site is just like a pretty freshly washed puppy learning new tricks to find a home in your phone. And then there’s tumblr: old, decrepit, permanently disfigured search function. Changes and moves so little even the shelter staff forgets it exists. This is home.

redstonedust

'being single sucks because youll be lonely' lame and untrue. 'being single sucks because a lot of groceries are portioned to make food for more than one person and you cant really take advantage of buying in bulk because it'll go bad before you use it all' this i cannot deny.

chocohoemie

One package of reusable plastic containers and a good sized freezer goes a long way to fixing one of those problems. Glass works too, but only if you have the foresight to thaw the food first. For myself, who has clapping-cymbal-monkeys where my brain is supposed to be, the single-portion plastic ones are very microwaveable. Or you take the vegetables/fruit/discounted cake, chop them into usable pieces, and place into freezer. White-erase marker to label things.

And for those of us who uh *forget to eat*, adding veg and meat to Mac and cheese may not be a balanced meal, but it’s better than nothing and easy to microwave.

#go eat my child #seriously #like six minutes in a microwave from frozen #I have a whole box of mini cheesecakes in my freezer atm #dishwasher safe containers #about to go make my own eggo waffles #guess where they’re going #yup the freezer

saywhat-politics

"I look at a lot of, thousands, of things," Trump said of the video. "And I looked at the beginning of it, it was fine."

President Donald Trump declined to apologize for sharing a video depicting former President Barack Obama and first lady Michelle Obama as apes, telling reporters "I didn't make a mistake."

Trump told reporters while traveling on Air Force One to Florida on Feb. 6 that he only looked at the beginning of the roughly one-minute long video, which starts off talking about unsubstantiated voter fraud claims regarding the 2020 election, and didn't see the portion with the Obamas that has been widely condemned as racist.

"I just looked at the first part... I didn't see the whole thing," Trump said, indicating he gave it to someone else to post and "somebody slipped and missed a very small part."

“I like the beginning, I saw it and just passed it on and I guess probably nobody reviewed the end of it," Trump said.

If you have a f to m transgender who gets pregnant before getting the snip snip, is that mpreg?

#stoner thoughts #mpregnancy #im so sorry

heronbrew

I think it's hilarious that hands down the worst way to learn magic is the actual rulebook. Please do not read that. It's just there for reference when something weird happens

lesbianralzarek

posts that i know are about magic the gathering but i have to check to make sure op isn't just living in a way doper world than me

So one of my friends is a teacher at a university and he teaches 3D digital modeling so I showed him my onesie for my model and he was so perturbed by it he made me send him the file. Maaaaaaybe I should have finished the doughnut after all…

Vtubing is a hole and man am I falling

#blender #send help #vtuber

Some cats pretend you’re not the reason they in the room. George is not one of those cats.

#kitty cat #cats #he actually has his claws out #send help #cuddle

azspot

“I’ve spent a lot of time writing about the ways conservative media figures deploy anti-trans rhetoric for clout and cash. It’s a reliable engagement machine: find a trans person doing something, frame it as an outrage, watch the clicks roll in. The people doing this rarely face consequences for the violence their words help enable. They get book deals and speaking fees and Fox News hits. The trans people they target get death threats and legislation stripping away their rights.”

— A Conservative Influencer Apologized for Her Anti-Trans Past. Elon Musk is Trying to Take Her Kid.

saywhat-politics

punkitt-is-here

you will probably not look like a skinny white anime girl when you transition you will likely look like someone's mom and you need to realize how swag this is

punkitt-is-here

I saw a picture of my mom last week and did a double take because we both realized how similar we look. skinny white anime girls are not real women but your mom is. I promise you look like a real woman

punkitt-is-here

Shoutouts to the funniest possible tags on this post

technofeudalism

The World War II-era "Simple Sabotage Field Manual" is full of steps that office workers can take to resist leadership.

A declassified World War II-era government guide to “simple sabotage” is currently one of the most popular open source books on the internet. The book, called “Simple Sabotage Field Manual,” was declassified in 2008 by the CIA and “describes ways to train normal people to be purposefully annoying telephone operators, dysfunctional train conductors, befuddling middle managers, blundering factory workers, unruly movie theater patrons, and so on. In other words, teaching people to do their jobs badly.” Over the last week, the guide has surged to become the 5th-most-accessed book on Project Gutenberg, an open source repository of free and public domain ebooks. It is also the fifth most popular ebook on the site over the last 30 days, having been accessed nearly 60,000 times over the last month (just behind Romeo and Juliet).