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Animal Crossing Greeting Cards made by PaperSpark

more cats, this time for friends!

[images are 4 drawings of cats: a black-and-white bicolour with heterochromia posing neatly, his left eye blue and his right eye green; a calico with a bobtail laying among some clovers with dandelion puffs floating around her; a brown tabby curled up, mouth open in a little grin; and a dark grey tabby laying on his back to show his speckled belly.]

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Oh we know Nakamura-san XDXD!!! WE KNOW!!!

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Source: @ajtuana on Instagram

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You can walk in a straight line from Madrid to Shanghai without hitting a major body of water using Earth’s curvature.

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Egg hatching route.

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For everyone who says “that’s not a straight line it’s a curved line” please remember that the Earth is round, not flat. Here’s the line, as rendered with Google Earth:

As you can see, the line is straight!

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I would walk 500 miles, and I would walk 500 more, but I wouldn’t swim a single mile

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Flat eath gone get you for this one

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Mermaid Sakura

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Moss Graffiti: A How To Guide

missythemermaid

are you fucking for real

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Imagine being the criminal who returns weekly to make sure his fucking plant art is doing alright

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Later

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I found it! I fucking found it! In my fucking dash! Nothing can stop me now! *EVIL GIGGLES*

male-witch

OMG SAME RIGHT I SAW IT A YEAR AGO AND WAS UPSET I COULDNT FIND IT AGAIN

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i think edward elric entire military experience can be summarized as john mulaney’s “horse loose in the hospital” bit

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there is a CHILD ALCHEMIST LOOSE IN THE STATE MILITARY!

NOBODY KNOWS WHAT THE CHILD IS GOING TO DO, LEAST OF ALL THE CHILD!

HE’S NEVER BEEN IN THE MILITARY BEFORE!

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They interviewed a man who once saw a baby in a restaurant.

WE’VE ALL SEEN A BABY IN A RESTAURANT!!!

THIS IS A CHILD. LOOSE IN THE MILITARY.

comrade-hozier

@dalethesjtoddler

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And then, for a second, it seemed like maybe we could survive the child, and then, 5 miles under the capital city, an evil homunculus was like, “I have a huge transmutation circle and I’m going to kill everyone to become god!” And before we could say anything, the child was like, “If you even fucking look at Amestris, I will punch you to death with my fists. I dare you to do it. I want you to do it. I want you to do it so I can take my unresolved daddy issues out on you, I’m so fucking crazy.”