[deleteme-adub-deactivated201811]

no more discourse everybody shut the fuck up and eat some bread

[biweatherman-deactivated2024012]

-Jesus at the last supper

[slydig-deactivated20160315]

who would name their kid zoey 101 

[aposse-deactivated20210902]

do you ever just crave domesticity? to coming home to a partner, meld into them like you do your bed after a long day, soak your mind in the serenity of theirs like a warm bath to soothe the knots in your body, wrap yourself in their warmth and just fucking sigh from pure comfort

[noahnomore]

[bioillogically]

therapist: how are you? me: fine how are you

[nourrice]

me being ignored (now that i am mature): this is fine i suppose

[nourrice]

this is a lie im on the verge of tears

[humansoflatecapitalism]

[catbountry]

The beginning.

[luobingmeis]

things you need to know when talking to me:

i talk really fast

i mumble

sometimes i talk really fast and mumble at the same time

sometimes the words from my head don’t transfer right to my mouth so i sometimes just speak nonsense and im the only one who gets what im saying

have fun trying to understand me

i repeat stories a lot bc nothing interesting happens to me but i want to be validated

[bisexualgambit]

Too depressed to be awake? Not depressed enough for a Depression Nap™? Welcome to Existential Crisis Wrapped in Blanket!

[scientia-rex]

Raise your hand if you have ever felt personally victimized by this post

[claphnelauren]

whenever I’m traveling I always get tripped out at the fact that this is someone’s actual hometown like they know every back road and how to get everywhere and they’ve probably had tons of memories in this city

but I’m just someone passing by

[y0uwontknow]

THIS.

[fuocogo]

Did everyone just…. forget how to create, all of a sudden? Disney pumping out the fourth remake in a row? Movies are like 70% sequels? Stories in games being just bad if they exist at all? Haven’t had a book get hyped in like half a decade? Are we okay? What’s going on?

[hoetipsbyangel]

a man: hey

me: that’s enough

[30-minute-memes]

And they act shocked when you talk to them in the same tone.

[smashinqumqkins]

Me: screwing up my life and only surviving off of one meal a day with 4 hours of sleep:

[digthesatisfiedbeanie]

where do you get the talent thing

[ez-cookie]

My sister and my dog are the only valid members of my family. The roomba is valid too, I guess, but its on thin fucking ice.

[alphabark]

What did the roomba do?

[ez-cookie]

Tried to eat my fucking sock

[harpie-lady]

Anyone: *stands behind me while I’m on my phone*

Me: