"To improve is to change."

Johnny / 24 / Seattle / Gemini / Social / PLUR Enthusiast / Bisexual / In A Relationship / IG, Snapchat & Twitter @ ChocoLeZoot ✌️💜👫✊

[chocolezoot-blog]

11:19 pm

On a Friday night, 21st of August is when I made the conscious decision to end my life. For anyone wondering, it was something long in the works and tonight was kind of just the catalyst that set it off. I've lived selfishly, in debt, made poor moral decisions and lacked the integrity to own up to my misdoings, relying countless times on luck to bail me out of a bad situation. So suicide seemed like a great alternative. To the friends I've made over the years, I love you guys. You've given me great memories. To my coworkers, I'm sorry I dropped the ball. I thought I could be stronger and I know you guys will persevere. To my family, I wish I was more supportive and I desperately wish I could go back in time and repair our relationship. Mommy, I love you so much. Daddy, I wish I could've made you proud. And to Amanda, I'm so sorry. I really wish I could've been the man you deserved. This is my last post.

[chocolezoot-blog]

Got to Diso just in time 👌

[chocolezoot-blog]

The start of a legendary weekend

[chocolezoot-blog]

I’m a ho, fo sho.

[singing-couch]

whenever i’m leaving a conversation i say “bi” to remind and tell people i am bisexual. for some reason this has not been working very well and most people think i’m straight despite my reminders. however, they do sometimes praise me and say “good bi” in response.

[chocolezoot-blog]

This

[crackerswag]

[lazyasfuck98-deactivated2016061]

[loisfreakinglane]

endless evidence that peter parker is most interesting as a former teen superhero defending and dispensing advice to current teen superheroes

[natashasromanof]

[neogohann]

[chocolezoot-blog]

Whelp, that happened. Suppose it was long in the works.

[fruitappreciation]

omg apparently artificial banana flavoring is based on the gros michel banana which was wiped out by a banana plague in the 50s and the banana we eat today is a totally different thing called the cavendish and thats why banana candy doesnt taste like bananas do you know how lied to i feel. like there was a fucking banana apocalypse and no one told me about it until now

[kingloptr]

[fidefortitude-deactivated202011]

We are eating the shadowy remnants of a dead species.

[prokopetz]

In the interest of accuracy, while it was a fungal plague that pulled the trigger, the real cause of the Gros Michel’s near-extinction was massive inbreeding.

Y’see, folks were very picky about their bananas - they wanted every banana to taste exactly the same. So the big banana producers all started growing the same cultivar - the Gros Michel - and they deliberately inbred that sucker until every banana they picked was essentially identical to every other.

The upshot is that all commercially cultivated bananas suffered from the same weakened immune system, and when a fungal pathogen that could kill one Gros Michel banana plant evolved, it promptly killed all of them.

And the punchline? The banana producers didn’t learn a blessed thing from all this. Instead of diversifying their banana crops, they switched to a new cultivar, the Cavendish, en masse - and today’s Cavendishes are just as inbred as the Gros Michel was back in the day.

Indeed, a second “banana apocalypse” is brewing as we speak; in 2008, a new strain of the same fungus that wiped out the Gros Michel, one that’s capable of attacking the Cavendish, struck banana crops in Malaysia - and in spite of our best efforts to contain it, it’s spreading. According to some estimates, if banana production isn’t diversified soon, the Cavendish could follow the Gros Michel into commercial extinction in as little as ten years.

Isn’t history fun?

[yonomna-deactivated20170207]

SAVE THE BANANA

[franz-ferdinands-michael-deacti]

Diversify bananas 2k15

[chocolezoot-blog]

Banana. Apocalypse.

[neogohann]

[otakuskum]

✖️❌✖️

[cokebrat]

[thunreswine-deactivated20160320]

[mentalhealthfemme]

yes. I am here for this - downplay Europe like they downplay Asia and Africa. I refuse to recognize Europe as a true continental mass. #notsorry

[sourcedumal]

Europe is Far West Asia and will now be referred to as such.

[the-goddamazon-deactivingsoon-d]

Western Asia.

[anxietyhaver]

there’s no geological/tectonic reason for europe to be a different continent from asia; white people just wanted to feel special so they pretended to be a different continent

i’m all for this

[lightspeedsound]

bahahahahahahahahahaha

[princesse-nubienne-blog]

[shuugavery-deactivated20161124]

In dead I’m dying I can’t breathe

[cashmerethoughtsss]

I been saying this 

[purplelittlemermaid]

😊😊😊😊😊

[clarknokent]

Yupppppp

[goddesscole]

Treat Europe how they treated Pluto

[takeprideinyourheritage]

Pluto isn’t a planet and Europe isn’t a continent. The truth has been spoken.

[chocolezoot-blog]

Ohkay 👌

[chocolezoot-blog]

Paradiso was so liveeee!!!! Traded kandi, danced & headbanged away for two days straight. Bruhhh ✌️❤️👫✊ I have to go back!

[chocolezoot-blog]

Hmm just might!

[chanted-deactivated20130125]

I hate it when you are having a bad day and everyone takes it personally, like no i hate myself, not you. get the fuck over yourself.

[420-247]

wow i’m actually so glad this post has been made