cringe is dead but my anxiety isn't

really just more mature posts i dont need on main

[choiceofillusions]

ayo whats going on here

if you found this....hi?

you probably already know my main. i just felt like having a blog that i could post suggestive stuff at and not worry about it.

if you dont know my main, the most you need to now is im an adult(25) and use he and a few others. don't worry about that.

[cannilesbianism]

there needs to be more art of cute girls embarrassed about their boners .

[yapperdyke]

im gonna be honest with you i need a girl to force her soft cock in my mouth and hold my head down on her base while she gets hard and i feel it go down my throat. and also she coils my leash so its physically impossible for me to pull off of her

[the-king-of-hyperfixations]

Real, but like... damn, idek, this is like so horny, we need normal porn allowed on this site, because rn its a prison to our restrained desires

[yapperdyke]

this is a post about oral sex how much more normal can it get

[r-18g]

YEAH??? YEAH?????

[billymayslesbian]

imagining a universe where porn is a marketable genre so you have to deal with raycon ads while trying to jerk your shit

[torchichate]

You’re an easy slut, aren’t you kitten? Almost as easy as dinner with Hellofresh

[prokopetz]

The author's poorly disguised fetish

The author's proudly displayed fetish

The author's fetish you're pretty sure they don't realise they have

The author's fetish which they're firmly convinced everyone has and is just pretending otherwise

The author's non-sexual special interest which just sounds like a fetish because of their habitually unfortunate phrasing

The fetish the author is making a well-meaning effort to cater to in spite of clearly not understanding it themselves

The author's fetish that never quite makes it into the text because they keep getting sidetracked by the requisite worldbuilding

The author's utterly pedestrian sexual preference which the text treats like a bizarre fetish because they've got shit to work through

The author's seemingly innocuous recurring trope they're going to have a personal revelation about ten years down the road

The author's fetish you missed on a first reading because it's so far out of pocket, it never occurred to you that you could sexualise that

[lillihammerdown]

Seeing a moot like a hornypost, ESPECIALLY if their blog isn't NSFW is so so cute. Like aww sweety you're hiding from them but it's our little secret? So so cutes

[lillihammerdown]

I don't care if she's a big scary dragon!!! If she blushes at your flirting you can top her. You're legally obligated to do it at least once. Think of how cute she'll look rutting into you looking at your eyes! Think of how good you'll feel such a powerful girl kneel for you!! If you still refuse to top her, move over, because I will!

[infectiouspiss]

somnophillia is super funny like im honk shoo honk shoo having a good nights sleep and now you must pass the ultimate test of fucking me without waking me by knocking something over or stepping on a crisp packet i've left on my floor. can you finish your mission while my pet geckos judge you from their tanks? because they're not leaving the room okay the geckos stay in here. also the markiplier fnaf playlist stays on. i sleep better when he's screaming.

[infectiouspiss]

all kink stuff is playing pretend but with somno you're not playing pretend you're locked in you're comfy cozy you're snug as a bug in a rug and your partner is playing pretend instead

[infectiouspiss]

and like. if you're the one awake you're playing pretend so hard right now like ouuuuhhh look at me i'm a scary evil intruder or a demon or vampire or whatever we're doing tonight and now i just have to uhhhh okay shimmy the duvet off and shhh dontfucking breathe so loud and okayyyyy alright now. ah shit they're sleeping in the family guy death pose how the fuck do i get in there how. how do i. help. why are these geckos looking at me.

[infectiouspiss]

plus you have to not get too scared when freddy fazbear jumpscares you or else you're waking them up with your screams

[lourainwoods-in-the-woods]

[infectiouspiss]

oh great and this guy's here in the cuck box wondering if the screaming is me waking up or markiplier dying or toy bonnie throwing a tantrum

[shadow-banned-the-hedgehog]

[dungeon-vault]

[sharkwithpaws]

homie stop texting me im trying to jerk off

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

[katebishoply]

when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors

[kosmogrl]

I’m gonna hold your beautiful thighs when I say this…

[syrenki]

i have a bunch of disgusting ideas if anyone's interested

[delavegaaaaa]

“You can’t fix him” I don’t wanna fix him! I wanna FUCK him! I’m a pervert not a psychologist!