eye eye captain!

currently going insane over tma

[fruitzzone]

INTRO POST

basic info: he/ae/xe pronouns are fine. i’m an adult. sometimes i need tone tags so please use them.

no dms please! send asks instead. you can also ask for my discord.

current interests: the magnus archives/protocol, malevolent, ted lasso

before you follow: this blog may contain adult themes. i post about my interests without tagging spoilers unless the content is new. sometimes i talk about personal stuff here. i’m against all generative ai.

and lastly: like most people on this website, i’m here to have fun. if you don’t like my ridiculous post, keep scrolling. it’s that easy.

last edited: 2026-06-03

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[fruitzzone]

elias bouchard is changing the logo of the institue on their website to rainbow colours as we speak

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 44

Elias Bouchard (The Magnus Archives)

Jesus of Nazareth (the bible)

Remaining time: 4 days 16 hours

Elias art by @herodzn

Artist who volunteered art for Jesus wished to not be credited

[aro-culture-is]

aro culture is treating romance more like an interest of study or a cool weird animal instead of an avenue of emotions to engage with in the traditional way. writing down notes and making diagrams about this shit

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[sexy-people-contests-2026]

All the matchups for round 1 of the tumblr sexy man contest as long as nothing changes

Kermit the Frog 🆚Lyonel Baratheon

Spock🆚 Killian Hook

Jabber 🆚Whizzer Brown

Goncharov 🆚Shadow Milk Cookie

Caine 🆚Lestat de Lioncourt 🆚Rowan Chow - Camp Here And There

V 🆚Mayor Jerry

John Doe 🆚Simon Petrikov

StanFord Pines🆚Waterboy

Dad Egbert 🆚Silent Salt Cookie

Aaravos🆚Styx

Shade 🆚Hoarder Alex

Simon Belmont 🆚Ekko

Westley 🆚Michael Shelley / Michael the Distortion

Mettaton 🆚Itward

Arthur Morgan 🆚Lego Batman

Ilya Rozanov 🆚Odysseus (epic)

Roronoa Zoro 🆚Commie

Deacon Hollow 🆚Viktor🆚Roathe - Warframe

Danny Motta 🆚Poseidon

Olruggio 🆚Gunpowder Tim

Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik 🆚Zuko

Sexy Ronald Reagan (@sexyronaldreagan-official) 🆚Xibalba

Jean Descole 🆚Bucky Barnes

James🆚Benrey

Zeal Ginjoka 🆚Lucifer Morningstar

Count Von Count 🆚Dangerous Crow Boy Who Eats Plastic

Arthur Cervero🆚Bill Cipher🆚Howl, from howl's moving castle

Ingo🆚L Lawliet

Gabriel Edega 🆚Goofy

Diplomator 🆚Dr. Gregory House

Michael Afton🆚Robert Robertson III🆚Francœur

Darkstalker 🆚The 10th Doctor🆚Moondrop

Pierrot 🆚Rouxls Kaard

Buggy the Clown 🆚Roy Mustang

Dottore🆚Miles Edgeworth🆚Lord Garmadon

Chuckles the Clown🆚Luka🆚Quirrel - Hollow Knight

Gomez Addams🆚Odysseus🆚Sylus - Love and Deepspace

Jeffrey 🆚Matt Murdock🆚hipswitch bastards vs zombies

Qifrey 🆚Crowley

Simon 🆚Sundrop (Daycare Attendant)

Arther Lester 🆚Dazai Osamu🆚Ghostface - Scream

Papyrus 🆚Hannibal Lecter

Senshi 🆚Harry Du Bois

Elias Bouchard 🆚Jesus Christ

Mordecai Heller 🆚Jonathan Harker

Mr. Ring-a-Ding/Lux Imperator 🆚Klavier Gavin🆚Bruno Madrigal

Randall Flagg/Walter Padick/The Man in Black 🆚Dyle Timesly

The Phantom of the Opera (Erik) 🆚AM🆚Marshall Lee - Fiona and Cake

The Narrator🆚The Devil from The Bible (please god this would be so funny)🆚Jack from Jack in the Box

Kinger🆚Shawn Spencer

The King 🆚Will Graham

Derek Zoolander 🆚Sonar

Dr. Harley Sawyer 🆚Dabi

Mr Puzzles 🆚Sun Wukong (Monkey King)

Dr. Two Brains 🆚Kim Kitsuragi

Gavis Bettel 🆚Ivan

Santa Claus 🆚Ryu

Nathan Freeling 🆚Percival de Rolo

Sans (Undertale or Deltarune)🆚Ted Shackleford

Clay Puppington🆚Jud Duplenticy

Sydney October Sargent 🆚Melon🆚R.M. Renfield -Dracula

Puddleglum 🆚Stanley Pines

Alucard 🆚Caleb Widogast

Agent Stone 🆚Jareth the Goblin King

Thanatos 🆚Mollymauk Tealeaf

Medic 🆚The Doorman

Dean Winchester 🆚Ryland Grace🆚Dr. Kenning Flugslys

Corbeau (Pokémon Legends: Z-A) 🆚Vox

Perry the Platypus 🆚Spamton G Spamton

Jax 🆚Slenderman

RGB 🆚Professor Utonium

Megamind 🆚Quackerjack🆚Link

The Onceler 🆚Bobby

Alastor🆚Bushroot

Cecil Gershwin Palmer 🆚Red Guy🆚Nagito Komaeda

Megatron🆚Cedric 🆚Winter King

Tomura Shigaraki 🆚Isabeau🆚Astarion

Shane Hollander 🆚Chuuya Nakahara🆚Preminger

Scrub Daddy🆚Bowser🆚Ant Tenna

Wilford Warfstache 🆚Kayne🆚Black Sapphire Cookie

Optimus Prime🆚Hal🆚Frankenstein’s Monster

Hooty🆚Elijah "Smoke" Moore🆚Puppet Master

Wheatley🆚Jason Todd 🆚Silco

Luigi🆚Dick Grayson🆚Sirius

The World's Oldest Fraggle 🆚Benoit Blanc🆚Till

Pawbert Lynxley 🆚Mr. Tickle🆚Moros

Leo Vandernatch 🆚Medkit 🆚Arataka Reigen

Deathbringer 🆚Stolas Goetia🆚Byakuya Togami

Darius Deamonne🆚Jonathan Sims 🆚Manfred von Karma

Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz🆚Leon Kennedy🆚Cesare

The Muppet Joker (@the-muppet-joker) 🆚Shouta Aizawa🆚Ankh

Dr. Facilier 🆚Doctor 🆚Laios Touden

Wally Darling 🆚Black Hat🆚Daisuke

Satoru Gojo🆚Loki🆚Ken the Butcher

Louis de Pointe du Lac - Interview With The Vampire🆚Crusnr Colven - Psychopomp age🆚Uncle Iroh

Macaque - Lego Monkie Kid🆚Discord (my little pony) 🆚Aziraphale

[breadbut3d]

Something I never thought I'd see...

[lesvegas]

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

[lesvegas]

literally how it feels

[several-mice]

print inspired by queer online friendships

[unmutedlark-blog]

medically accurate muscle chart:

[shutframe]

As someone who works in therapy for a living, I can confirm this is 100% accurate

[nineprotons]

@cosmicdwarf

[stele3]

For Traitor: neck retraction exercise. While lying in bed with your head flat against the mattress, give yourself the biggest double chin you can. Repeat 10 times.

For Jackass: stop hiking your shoulders up to your ears. This is pretty much a stress thing, it’s human instinct to protect our neck when we’re under stress so that predators can’t get at it. Easiest way to do that is be elevating the shoulders, so. Periodically take not of where your shoulders are at.

Absolute Fuckwaffle: stretch out your chest. The rhomboids on the back work to keep our shoulder blades back, so when we’re hunched forward they are constantly straining to do their job. Unfortunately it’s not as simple as telling you to stand up straight, since our pectorals get chronically tight and prevent us from doing so. Step one: pectoral stretches. Hold for at least 20 seconds.

Asshole: Superman exercises. Like the rhomboids, the ESGs are straining against the slump. Stretching the chest will help them, too, but then you e got to strengthen your back. Do 20 of those per day.

[curlicuecal]

traitor tried to murder me last night and fuckwaffle is always up on my shit

I’m gonna try these tips

[polyamandhellaglam]

Polyamory is safe for work. Polyamory is safe for kids. Polyamory is safe for day time tv. Polyamory isn’t more sexual than any other relationship and it can be just as romantic, sweet, and healthy.

[fruitzzone]

the lukas family and the exploration of their loyalty to the lonely, deeply rooted religious guilt and anger. hello. take a seat. i went crazy again.

i think both mordechai and peter had no idea if they were able to care for someone. all they cared about was loyalty to their patron, it was the most important thing in their lives. yes, both of them had a partnership with jonah magnus but there was always doubt about what they actually felt for the man. whether it was a “business deal” no strings attached or genuine affection (or both). those men never thought falling for someone would be a possibility in their case given their connection to the lonely. (don’t get me started on their feelings about romantic attraction. they absolutely couldn’t tell if they were capable of feeling like that about anyone.) and yet, both of them at least enjoyed jonah’s company, which was still confusing.

now, mordechai was devoted to the forsaken to the point where he would deny all his feelings for any man he was close to with a stone cold face if anyone ever accused him of being a disgrace to the forsaken. he would throw the person into his domain forever, make more sacrifices, make more people suffer. he never felt like he had to prove anything to anyone. he was so confident and sure in his religion. people feared him because they knew he would sacrifice them in a heartbeat if they ever wronged him (honorary barnabas bennett mention).

meanwhile if anyone ever accused peter of the same thing, he would blame himself and feel the guilt deeply. he would isolate, letting the lonely feed on him, because he is a disgrace, isn’t he? he’s a disappointment to his family, to his patron. he deserves to be in pain. he must isolate himself for days to get rid of those feelings. he can’t be close to anyone. he is not supposed to care for anyone, especially an eye avatar. this is not what he was taught. this is not how a servant of the forsaken should act towards another man.

mordechai directed his anger at other people. anyone who dared to mock him could get ready to suffer in the lonely till their last day. and peter directed his anger at no one but himself.

i also think peter’s parents had mordechai’s mindset and they surely meant for peter to act just as ruthless, to be just as confident and devoted to the lonely. a boy brought up in a cult, quiet, scared and never doubting, never imagining a life without his patron, ideal child. and what did peter become? perhaps he was loyal to his patron, perhaps he made sacrifices, perhaps he believed to be strong. but in reality, he was naive and quite easily manipulated. his attempt at the ritual failed miserably. he was laughed at. he trusted jonah, trusted martin, he put trust in people just to get betrayed and mocked at the end. mocked by the very man who peter felt somewhat close to.

peter might have fed the forsaken well (also with his own lonely feelings), but ironically, he never had the respect he was probably expected to receive by his family. mordechai would have not liked him. he would have most certainly thought of him as weak and, quite frankly, pathetic. and it’s so important to me.

[plukascoded]

my magnus archives island. providing them with plenty of enrichment

[toomanyfandoms11]

[catelogue-of-fear]

Peter Lukas is so fascinating to me. Like, his entire statement reeks. "Oh my childhood wasn't actually very bad" "I'm so well adjusted and fine" "I just happened to be the only one of my siblings who suited the Lonely". Shut UP dude. It's not lying, clearly, because he was compelling, but it doesn't have to be purposeful manipulation to be untrue. This man is so deeply disconnected from himself and his childhood that he really truly believes there's no way that his childhood was traumatizing in any way. I don't care if his bloodline are avatars, they are all still human avatars, not freaky monsters. He is human, or he once was human and he was a little boy who never knew comfort and watched his brother and sister get taken away forever and so he made himself as small and quiet as possible because he was Afraid and That is why the Lonely chose him.

[notavampireartist15]

Okay am I crazy or was Peter Lukas just genuinely indoctrinated by a cult?

Like, I'm not excusing his actions (he is still very much a terrible person lmao), but it always struck me that the Lukas family almost took advantage of his inclination towards isolation from a young age. Something about the way he talks about the Lonely really gives me the impression that he thinks him serving it was somehow inevitable- it was all he ever knew, after all.

Idk, something to think about. A lot of the fandom either reduces him to 'elias' salty ex' or 'evil sailor who manipulated martin', and his statement especially showed that there's a lot more to him. I wish it was explored more by the fandom, honestly.

[aphel1on]

never stop being obnoxious about fictional character online. you will find like-minded people and it will literally save you

[disacurveball]

wake up hell polycule enthusiasts new regency harem art dropped