Choirperson

[kiyomimooon]

reblog to make your blog smell like vanilla and lavender

[wheeloffortune-design]

I want to apologise to

- Britney for making fun of her when she had her breakdown

- Monica Lewinski for judging her when she was a 22year old temp sexually assaulted by the most powerful man in the world

- Ke$ha for ever thinking she was trashy when all she wanted to do was make party music

- Kristen Stewart for ever thinking she was dumb when she’s actually one of the coolest people ever

- Megan Fox for ever thinking she was just a slut when actually she was an actress being harassed by her employer. 

- Hating all the women who made a career out of having a hot body. Being is shape is hard, beauty is a weapon and auto promotion is hard work. 

- All the Mary-Sues, who exist because young girls everywhere want to be part of a story they love so much

- All the female characters I ever snobbed because they got in the way of my ship.

- Hating the color pink during my teenage years, when it’s actually a lovely color and what I resented was society’s pressure to perform femininity. 

[choirperson]

*me petting my cat*

CAT: This is the happiest I will ever be

*a door opens*

CAT: Now is my chance to flee this prison and never return

[amoisthobo]

[musiqchild007]

I NEED MY MAMA TO SEE THIS IMMEDIATELY.

[fiercedeception]

I tried not to laugh

[intotherabbithole]

I couldn’t even laugh I just let out a whispered “bruhhh”

[quasinohoes]

noooooooooooooo :[[[[[[[[[[[

[wenchyfloozymoo]

[thursday]

[lilxanniee-deactivated20230222]

I was offered sex today by a 26 year old man. in exchange of that I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner on my tumblr. of course i declined because of my morals and strong will power. which is just as strong as ajox. the super strong bathroom cleaner. now avaliable scented with lemon or vanilla.

[piecomic]

[cheetahleggy]

I have a problem

[scivxx]

This is the opposite of a problem

[delusionalsunsett]

I want this problem

[nozoditz]

#how many bath bombs does one need to qualify as a bath artillery

[notabadday]

[fakenewsjunkie]

[heartcoma]

[girlwiththepower]

[shinysherlock]

Damn straight.

[vampiregerards]

I feel straight was the wrong word to use about fanfics

[dearfandomprincess]

Damn gay.

[literallybyronic]

[girlinblxe-deactivated20150524]

// I’m glad there are other people that like snakes

they are

so damn

CUTE

ALKDSJGHAKSJGHDF

[mug-of-grumparchive]

beansnake

[puckish-thoughts]

psidontknow:

#Look at those cutie Noodle Pups

[m-helloworld]

If anybody ever makes you feel bad about fan fiction remind them that Wicked is basically a Wizard of Oz college AU and it’s a best selling novel and one of the most popular musicals on Broadway

[xxcaptainkaylaxx-deactivated201]

[stevengrcnt]

Ladies and gentleman, the most pathetic reaction in horror movie history

The longer you look at it the funnier it gets

[bambin-o]

It looks like it should be in High School Musical

[euphoric-perception]

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO COME BACK ON MY DASH FOR AGES OMG

[crrocs]

HAHAHAHHA PERFECT

[unidentifiedspoon]

you can 100% blame jess for this after mentioning benders using their elements to dance. suddenly, ballet!waterbending