Platonic midokise

19/UK/Ace. Sport anime and other random junk. You can read my about page if you want.

[goobra]

me: wow straight people are so annoying sometimes

straight people, crawling out of hell: yeah but what if i said that about a gay??

me, beating them back with a broom: go be ugly somewhere else

[peachy-political]

You didn’t answer the question though.

[goobra]

if a straight person made a blanket statement that all gay people are annoying, they’re not venting about their oppressors who withhold their equal rights, they’re being openly homophobic towards a minority group. next question

[ionomycin]

k h

[velvetandcelluloid]

i am all for the normalization of sex but can we stop telling young and teenage girls to be hoes and suck dick and break hearts….sex is hardly power at this age it’s more or less just emotionally damaging

[foulserpent]

2018 lets bring back fanfic authors interruptng their own stories to have conversations with the characters

[foulserpent]

Ronald blushed under his clown makeup.

“Y-You like me?”

—————————————

me: squeeeeeeeee!!! here it comes! x3

ronald mcdonald: sh-shut up! >_<

burger king: o___0

—————————————

“Yes Ronald, it has always been you…” Burger King said.

[meangirlnurse]

zuko in the last couple episodes of season 2 is basically like when u wake up one day and you’re like “you know what!!!!!! i’m getting my life under control!!!!! i’m doing my laundry! i’m hydrating!!!!!! depression who????” and then like 3 hours later ur back to being a piece of shit

[moonwaif]

I’m always a slut for

the friends-to-lovers trope™

[the-average-gatsby]

[seashellronan]

people i make myself look good for:

myself

gay women

my friends so they go “damn bitch u look fucking good” whenever i enter the room

[miginomi]

hmmm

[hanatabawo]

[sunbutch]

if you call women “females” i automatically do not trust or like you

[cryptic-crassulaceae]

you really wont like the military then buddy

[sunbutch]

jokes on you, i already hate the military

[nightmare-grass]

I guess you’re against aliens as well? Because, if there is a race that thinks they’re more advanced, they will definitely call us Human Males and Human Females

[sunbutch]

this is the weirdest response so far, thanks

[jewlsies]

those little things on ur nose aren’t blackheads, don’t try and get rid of them they’re sebaceous filaments and they’re permanent and literally everyone has them

every girl has that little pouch of fat on her lower tummy, despite what magazines try n show u, you have important organs there that need to be protected don’t try and get rid of ur pouch

ur body is smarter than u think and it knows what to do when u eat more than normal. one bad day, or even week, of eating poorly isn’t gonna ruin anything at all I pinky promise

if u think u look good up until u try taking a selfie, it’s not ur fault - our faces are asymmetrical and when u see ur face flipped it will look unnatural to u, since u don’t see it that way when u look in the mirror. to everyone else it looks perfectly fine

no one’s stomach looks the same at 8pm as it does at 8am. no one has a chiseled six pack after a day of eating, not even the super fit people u see on tumblr, because ur stomach naturally expands after eating and expecting to have a flat tummy before bed is very unrealistic

no one notices if the bags under ur eyes are bad today. no one pays attention to the bump in ur nose or the zit on ur chin or the piece of hair that u missed when u were straightening. literally no one notices these things except you so stop worrying about it ur gonna be fine

sometimes u just gotta get over urself

[atlasri3ing]

this made me cry I needed it so bad

[deadbeatmaker]

I know we joke about straight people a lot but I’m really glad they aren’t real, that’d be fucked up

[kyanmas]

he should have come to shiratorizawa

[meonjiss]

who?

[kyanmas]

the oikawa reading this

[brownsunbisexual-permarchive-de]

not to sound like an evil and monstrous brown woman but i will never have any empathy for white women and white lgbt people who join the ranks of fascists. i don’t give a single fuck if they face misogyny or homophobia in their political circles. that’s what you get for aligning with your whiteness to enhance your own position in society. and if this makes me sound like a terrible, loveless person, then so fucking be it. no one forced them into brutalizing or hating people of color and jewish people. 

[vicchan]

sketches by mitsurou kubo

[embracingwild]

things to remember:

- there is nothing shameful about being hungry (even when your mind tells you you “shouldn’t” be) - there is nothing shameful about listening to your body (even if it feels like you are doing something wrong) - do not compare what your body needs to what other people are eating, they are not you - you always have permission to eat more

[dr0wnedperfectionist]

A GOOD FUCKING POST! GOD BLESS