plug me in and turn me on / oh, everything is moving

click here

[sqiddylala]

Crash X Depeche Mode music video enjoy (spoilers)

[mewvore]

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

[ohmovie]

OBSESSION (2026) dir. Curry Barker

[sadluckbrian]

[seabeck]

Twinflowers

[claires-redfields]

parker's birthday event - day 1: favorite movie ↳ re-animator/bride of re-animator (insp)

[detectivehole]

[notmusa]

my birthday is in 2 days so im going to be embarrassing & link my wishlist (here)

(its on july 20th the moon landing day 👽)

(thank u)

[husband]

$60 dollar impulse buy Halloween decoration at Michael's rang up as $5.99 at the self checkout

[husband]

Run dont walk to Michael's right now for the lemax lighted coffin

[maxknightley]

"it would be so good if it was good" will haunt you but "it's extremely good, except for the one or two parts which are so bad it's genuinely kind of insulting" will straight up drive you insane

[naamahdarling]

That has to be the most humiliating way to describe one of Earth's most terrifyingly effective predators.

[sapphic-and-stupid]

Picture of her from the USA Today

[teaboot]

I would let her kill me for sport

[vaelus-malewife]

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

[kosmogrl]

oooh I get it it’s always gonna be because of the environment I grew up in

[aceofpans]

it’s because of the curse

[rabdoidal]

contender for funniest line delivery in a porno

[horsefigureoftheday]

Nova's tips for beating the heatwave:

1. Check that you have good access to shade trees, a shelter custom made to fit you and all your friends, and plenty of good airflow

2. Find the hottest, sunniest, and least windy part of you pasture and lay down

3. Make sure you look as much as possible like you have died of heatstroke

4. Get your friends in on it

[shalpilot]

i’m so thirsty… won’t you use /water to water me?

[belzrgr]

/water

[shalpilot]

oh…. why thank you!!

[operattack]

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

her health bar is enormous

[necromancelena]

Computer loves to be like "fuck! You sure you want to shut down? Youve got volume mixer open"