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Dialogue for similar yet different couples. (ex: sky x sea)
oooooh this got my gears turning. I wasn't sure what you were looking for in dialogue but I hope this helps.
A List of Opposites:
Sea and Sky
Fire and Ice
Nothing and Everything
Life and Death
Good and Evil
Hope and Despair
Light and Dark
Lies and Truth
War and Peace
Always and Never
Night and Day
Sun and Moon
Courage and Cowardice
Comedy and Tragedy
Revenge and Mercy
Optimism and Pessimism
Dialogue Prompts
-> feel free to edit and adjust pronouns as you see fit.
"You always see the best in me."
"I think we click because we're so different."
"Yeah, he's different. But, I think it's charming."
"I love that you can always make the most out of a bad situation."
"When I'm with you, I feel like I can fly." (Sea and Sky)
"You're beautiful, you know that?" "It's all for you." (Sun and Moon)
"You give me courage." (Courage and Cowardice)
"You complete me."
"What would I be without you?"
"Thank you for always making me feel better when I'm down." (Comedy and Tragedy)
"I'll never stop loving you." "And I'll love you always." (Always and Never)
"I'd do anything for you." (War and Peace) (Revenge and Mercy)
"You make me feel." (Nothing and Everything)
Hello! New fanfic writer here... would you maybe write a few suggestions for me on how to describe soft gentle kissing? 💕🙏 Thank you so much!
hi there, i'm sorry it took so much time to answer your ask :( Thank you for sending one! <3
Describing soft gentle kissing:
write about the things that occur before the kiss to build up to it- looking into each other's eyes, glancing at their lips, tucking a lock of hair behind the ear maybe, holding their face/sliding arms around their waist or neck, kissing their cheek/nose before kissing their mouth
the senses- talk about leaning in, getting at a similar height, senses being overwhelmed by each other like being only able to smell them and their cologne and nothing else in the moment. being only able to focus on their touch and being numb to every single other feeling
talk about what goes on inside- pounding heart, shaky limbs, a flurry of thoughts/no thoughts at all, head empty, heavy breathing. maybe there's a constant internal chant of a singular word or sentence like "this is it. this is it. this is it."
the actual kiss- describe the press of their mouths against each other, the gentle slide of lips, the taste of the other one, how warm it is, the bliss of merging into someone and abandoning all walls, how it feels like love concentrated in an almost unbearable second, how it's hard to stop, how nothing else matters but the gentle, sweet touch of their mouth. how if they died right after that, they'd be happy with it. the oxytocin rush <3
I hope this was helpful to you! I apologize again for keeping you hanging for so long. Good luck writing!
THERE IS A FONT THAT IS DESIGNED TO MAKE U REMEMBER EVERYTHING
I don’t usually share a whole lot but THIS IS INCREDIBLE
http://sansforgetica.rmit/?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=Sans_Forgetica&utm_content=Launch_Video
I’ve been using this for my APUSH notes and I absolutely LOVE it! Sure I get strange looks from my teacher when he looks over my shoulder at what I’m typing, but whatever works, works, right?
I’m SO happy that this reached so many people oh my goodness
It’s such an incredible project and I hope it has helped heaps of you amazing students to study <3
This is so cool 🦔
Reblogging for later.
It’s called Sans Forgetica! Designed by a team of researchers at Australia’s Royal Melbourne Institute of Technology, whose idea was to create a slightly more difficult reading experience, forcing the reader to absorb each word as they stare at it. [x]
I know a lot of my followers on here are students, so: this seems cool and might help a few of you!
I saw someone say that you didn't go to school for UX/UI and I was just wondering, what courses/classes you would suggest to someone who is interested in going to school for UX/UI? Since both are pretty new its really hard to figure out what your first steps should be as there aren't too many degree programs below a masters degree. I really love the design aspect when it comes to the aesthetics of a website and how it can be utilized to optimize user experience on said website. I did look 1/2
2/2 on your website but I did not find anything that answered my question, but I do really love your portfolio!
What courses should you take in school for UX/UI?
First of all, I can’t exactly recommend university courses because I did not study design or art-related subjects. I don’t even know what kind of courses are offered in design. But you definitely do not need to study design in university to work in UX or UI. 1/3 of my former colleagues didn’t.
I studied psychology, and that became really beneficial for UX. I know more theories that could explain people’s needs and behaviors (important in designing UX) than my colleagues who studied design. Although, they also have skills I didn’t (or had to learn on my own) like composition and typography. But I’d say that aesthetic/artistic skills are much easier to learn on your own than psychology.
If you know all of these and know how to combine them, you’d have a huge advantage over most designers:
Psychology, as mentioned above, particularly cognition, perception, and behaviors
Design thinking i.e. using empathy for your users to solve their problems through design (it’s a bit more complex than you might think, so study more about it). Take a course in it if available. More and more art, and even business, schools are offering this now. Although, it’s also very easy to learn on your own (tons of resources on this on the internet).
Branding (in the marketing sense) would also be beneficial, or just read the book called The Brand Gap by Marty Neumeier.
Basic coding (at least HTML & CSS). I learned this by messing around with website templates you can buy on ThemeForest. You can take an online course on Team Treehouse or Code Academy.
Basic business principles. The easiest way probably to read 101 Things I Learned in Business School and google more info on topics that book mentioned.
Design theories, e.g. color theory, Gestalt principles, golden ratio, dynamic composition, layout, typography, etc.
Researching. You will have to do research (or guide research) as a UX designer. Learn how to do a competitive audit and user research.
An understanding that design is problem-solving for the users and the business first, and aesthetics dead last. There’s very little place for personal taste in design.
As for resources to self-study, I wrote a long blog post on it. Check this out first if you haven’t seen it already: How to Become a UX/UI Designer - A Comprehensive Guide. Follow the link at the bottom of that post to see the full article that includes resources. I also have a few other design-related posts on my design blog.
-eilamona
when you look at the sky, do you see the same blue moon?
tips for what to do after a really long cry because you’re probably feeling all kinds of exhausted and drained and i don’t want that for you in the slightest:
take a shower and change all of your clothes even your socks and underwear. this is the first step to everything.
pour yourself a big, cold glass of water and drink it. all of it. once you’re done, get yourself a refill. this will boost u physically and emotionally instantly please trust me.
grab a snack, something light that you don’t have to wait to prepare. i recommend a pudding cup, a piece of fruit, yogurt, a popsicle, or some crackers.
get under the covers. turn on something - tv, a movie, music, anything distracting. or consider calling a friend or talking to anyone nearby, even your sibling the next room over!!
know that you are loved. you are important. you mean more than you know right now, more than you will maybe ever know. you are worth all the stars in the sky. you deserve to feel good.
please make sure you stay super hydrated afterwards if you can’t during. the body has a funny way of punishing you via headache for being sad and you don’t deserve that, so drink<333
things i love about autumn
waking up and my window is cold to the touch
foggy mornings
the forest is filled with 1000 different shades of colors
that smell you can’t describe as anything other than autumn
pumpkin spice lattes
halloween
wearing sweaters and boots and beanies
the crunch of leaves under my shoes
breathing in the cold air
stargazing on crisp nights
the feeling of coziness paired with adventure
drinking hot tea while reading a book outside
you’re going to find love. whether that’s love for yourself. love in a new and healthy relationship. or love for a new hobby/passion. you will find it one day.
this is just. so fucking funny to me
It's funnier when you consider that Weird Al tweeted this in response.
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take a note fellas, chicks dont want dick pics. we want gundams
we want giant fighting robots
Megas XLR was right: Chicks dig giant robots.
genuinely share your interests with people you’re interested in
I need to find me someone who will love and accept me and my Gundam building hobby like this.
SUPER JUNIOR 9th ALBUM “TIME SLIP” COMEBACK TEASER - LEETEUK
When you learned of the god of war, you thought he’d be tall and muscular and angry. When you were about to meet him, you braced yourself for the worst.
You weren’t quite expecting the short, scrawny, shy kid you ended up getting instead.
Olive skin, black hair, skinny, dirty face with pale lines where tears had sliced through the ash and dust. A white chiton dress and a threadbare shawl draped over her shoulders.
A pair of wings - huge, black vulture wings, far too large on her tiny body - were the only things that suggested she was divine.
The general shifted his weight from foot to foot. Obviously respect had to be given to gods, but… “Er - I’m sorry, I was invoking Ares? The god of war?”
The child god shrunk in on herself, and pulled the shawl over her shoulders. She muttered something. “Sorry?” the general asked.
“Ares is the god of slaughter,” the child god said in a slightly louder voice. “Not war.”
The general looked at the priest. The priest shrugged, clearly lost at sea. “Well,” the general said, “then maybe Athena? Goddess of tactics in war?”
“Tactics,” the child god repeated. “Not war.”
There was a long, ugly silence, as the huge vulture wings shifted with the whisper of brushing feathers. “My name is - was - Iphigenia. Daughter of Agamemnon, king of Mycenae, commander of the Greeks who stormed the walls of Troy. When my father disgraced Artemis, and the winds of Greece would not blow her battleships to Troy, I was brought to Aulis. For my wedding, I was told. I was-”
She sobbed. Teardrops dribbled off her chin and fell to the temple floor. “I was fourteen. And then I was brought to the highest altar in Aulis, and - and then - and-”
Another sob. “I was fourteen,” she said.
The vulture wings draped over her, and she disappeared under the cloak of black feathers. When they parted, and when the child god looked up at the general, he fell backwards. Those eyes. Eyes he’d seen a thousand times in battle -
“I am the true spirit of war, general,” the child god said. “I am the goddess of bloodshed, of sacrifice, of the slaughter of innocents. I am invoked when men ravage, burn and pillage. I am invoked when mothers cry out, when sons die, when daughters are stolen. I hear it all, general. I have heard it all since the fall of Troy.”
The terrible wings opened up. The child god loomed over the fallen man, twenty, thirty feet tall. Somewhere, the priest was screaming. “How dare you call upon my name.”
if you’re american and coming to australia, I’m gonna go ahead and say that you should be 100 percent way more worried about being king hit by a dude named “dane” in a bintang singlet than any fucking spiders that exist here
what does this say in english
“Good sir, if you are a resident of the United States of America and coming to visit the sunny land of Australia, allow me to inform you that you should be rather more concerned about being sucker punched by a gentleman named ‘Dane’ who is likely to be seen wearing a wifebeater with a beer company logo on it than by any of the dangerous spiders that exist on this lovely continent”.
ok so what does it say in american
“You’re more likely to get sucker punched/cold-cocked by an asshole than you are to be bitten by a spider”.
thank you
Well rattle my spoons, that don’t make a lick of sense. Wot in tarnation does this hootenanny say?
“If ya mosey on by Australia, you best be fixin’ to get to some fisticuffs more'n checkin fer spiders.”
This is a Rosetta Stone for a single language
only the true king could remove the sword from the stone…. no one else could…… they didn’t have…. arthurization