Rush Hour bloopers.
This is the cutest thing.
jackie chan is so innocent
the majority of his bloopers anywhere are mainly him messing up his lines because English is like his third language
but he’s a cutie patootie uwu
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Rush Hour bloopers.
This is the cutest thing.
jackie chan is so innocent
the majority of his bloopers anywhere are mainly him messing up his lines because English is like his third language
but he’s a cutie patootie uwu
that tree looks so happy that it is receiving a hug from this child
I AM GROOT
The reason why sharks attack surfers.
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Duh. Ever notice shark attacks are only one bite because sharks have a taste oh human and are like “blegh this isn’t what I ordered >.< Sharks also have really really really bad vision…so…everyone- be nice to sharks
I remember I did a report on hammerhead sharks and theyre truly just dopey idiots that’ll just bite you and be like “wow fuck that” and just piss off lol Unless theyre reeeaallyyyy hungry. Sharks are so cool ;-;
Sharks are so vital to our oceans, the ecosystem, and the health of the world. Please be kind to sharks.
SHARK APPRECIATION POST
Sharks are important okay and also super cute and they just wanna swim around doing shark stuff
They do not want to eat humans they are not scary evil monsters, they are cute as heck sea animals which the ocean needs
Stop hurting/killing sharks :(
Sharks also, sadly, have only one appendage that is any good at manipulating objects: their mouth. Thus, if they are curious about something, they do the same thing every thirteen-months-old child does, and investigate it by nomming it.
In other words, I believe the solution to prevent most shark attacks is to give sharks arms.
#armthesharks2k15
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With all my heart I cannot respect people who drink and drive. Because it’s 100% preventable and fucking selfish
Jesus christ, watch the video, it’s heartbreaking…..their medical bills are OVER SIX MILLION DOLLARS. I can’t even imagine this…not doing anything wrong, just get hit by some piece of shit who was driving drunk and suddenly your entire life is ruined…dear god I can’t even imagine. This is horrifying and heartbreaking.
I have zero respect for people who drink and drive.
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~My Hidden Nirvana~
One does not walk into the forest and accuse the trees of being off-center, Nor do they visit the shore and call the waves imperfect. So why do we look at ourselves this way?
_ Tao Te Ching (via justicedevil)
when yo girl start using ur slang, that's when u know u really got her
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We were a perfect match. Maybe that’s why we burnt out.
that’s some art.
America
We are addicted to our thoughts. We cannot change anything if we cannot change our thinking.
Santosh Kalwar (via clinginess)
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Louis C.K.
That hit to wrist as you grab the muzzle is what I was taught too. It like doesn’t allow the muscles in his hand to react and pull the trigger.
So if you just hit his wrist hard enough his hand is like… paralyzed?
Basically. Like if you place your hand on your wrist and bend your fingers(similar to pulling a trigger) you can feel the muscles in your wrist contract since they are connected. The pressure from tap to the wrist causes the muscles in your hand to relax a bit. giving enough of a delay that that your brain and muscles can’t pull the trigger, and the gun can be turned out of your hand by the hand on the muzzle.
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colored eyes isn’t exclusively for white people
Louder for the racists in the back.
LOUDER!!!!!