Hyperkinetic Rabbity Thing

Indie, Selective, Max blog from Sam and Max Freelance Police. This is a sideblog, you will be followed back by trickortreatryo.

[chosen-rabbit]

“Oh thanks for spamming my blog with 15+ likes, It’s almost like my existence has been noticed. Now, never do it again.” 

[if]

anyways the series bible is. very good.

like...these character descriptions? golden

[poroshya]

a reminder

[chosen-rabbit]

“Did you ever look at something so cute you just want to kill it to punish it for being too cute?”

[a-framed-rabbit]

❝On my license, it says I’m an organ donor. Well, the jokes on them;

I’ve only got a piano!❞

[chosen-rabbit]

“If you give donate organs to me, pre-death, I’ll take good care of them by placing them in jars that will then go into my closet. So when we get clients, they can see all the horrifying visages of your insides all over my wall, floating threateningly in their formaldehyde prison.”

[chosen-rabbit]

“Ugh, looks like I have some civic duties to uphold! See you nerds on TUESDAY!”

[chosen-rabbit]

“HAPPY BLACK FRIDAY! I’m going to be sure none of you trample anyone and commit manslaughter on this fine fine day. Because if you do.”

“I’LL HAVE TO BE YOUR JUDGE, JURY, AND EXECUTIONER!” 

[chosen-rabbit]

“ ‘Squip’ sounds like a name I asked someone to sign on my butt once.” 

[z00neeviper]

Wait

Is that…?!

MAX???!!!!

[chosen-rabbit]

“That’s where I left my adorable little self plush!”

[chosen-rabbit]

@curioosity

“Does the cold discourse not bother you anyway, Azura?”

[libraladybug]

click for full resolution because tumblr hates me !

[chosen-rabbit]

@hannah-the-small

“NAME IT MAX!!”

[chosen-rabbit]

“You crack me up, Little Buddy.” ~ToonTerror

(Thank you!)

[the-smallest-star]

//From the stream

[inactiveart]

💛💚💙

[chosen-rabbit]

@a-framed-rabbit

“You mean to tell me you DON’T HAVE A TV?!”

[a-framed-rabbit]

❝I don’t even know what a ‘tee-vee’ is!

P-P-Pray tell, is it a disease!❞

[chosen-rabbit]

“HOW DARE YOU! The TV is the best invention this world has ever SEEN! How could you not know?! Aren’t you a CARTOON STAR?!”

[a-framed-rabbit]

❝Sure, I am. I’m a big deal bunny!

But my administrative services prohibit me from existing outside of my own timeline. They let me join the multiverse, though!❞

[chosen-rabbit]

“I guess that means I get to introduce you to the wonders of television.” He wrung his hands excitedly. “Come to the office with me! I’ll show you everything you need to know! Maybe then some!” 

[chosen-rabbit]

@a-framed-rabbit

“You mean to tell me you DON’T HAVE A TV?!”

[a-framed-rabbit]

❝I don’t even know what a ‘tee-vee’ is!

P-P-Pray tell, is it a disease!❞

[chosen-rabbit]

“HOW DARE YOU! The TV is the best invention this world has ever SEEN! How could you not know?! Aren’t you a CARTOON STAR?!”