shrimp

she/her - 22

[sawed-on-shotgun]

the human body when you use it and exist in it

[thecrumbez]

Happy Pride Month to those two women dancing together in the foreground of the boat scene in Godzilla (1954).

I’m sorry your romantic foibles were overshadowed by a big ass atomic lizard thing.

[erratic-dragon-fruit]

out of the tags with you

[peachfromcmbyn]

I just saw the world's freshest baby in Panera bread. Like that thing was JUST out of the oven. I've heard of being wet behind the ears but this baby was wet behind the everything. It was still damp.

[sturgeon-system]

[yellow-cat]

actually hate that the bodys response to anything is nausea. ate too much? nauseous. ate too little? nauseous. an imaginary threat got you scared? be nauseous. on your period? you guessed it. sawed into your hand and need to go to the emergency room? perhaps throwing up into your open wound will be of help

[foopsie-daisy]

I think its funny when they do this

[pangur-and-grim]

I have this selfie I took from when I shattered my right leg into four pieces and was like crawling across the ground, and I thought “wow I bet I look sooooo sad right now”, and anyway whenever I’m asked to supply a photo for like an interview or a book announcement I’m so tempted to give that one

[pangur-and-grim]

[pangur-and-grim]

[scarecrowbutch]

[pangur-and-grim]

I think she turns 14 this year, but man she doesn't look it. eternally young

[fuckboyzuko]

Don't worry, mutual with a zero-note post. I've added your post to my queue. So, in 6-8 business weeks, we're going to do big numbers! Such as, 1.

[redstonedust]

crazy how quickly dust accumulates. i should be allowed to put my trinkets on a shelf and not touch them and they remain in perfect condition forever. dont even get me STARTED on the inside of a computer. why do i have to brush your teeth. youre technology.

[cosmikazie]

NEVER KILL YOURSELF

[pangur-and-grim]

this is her 'Good Morning' face

[pangur-and-grim]

[pangur-and-grim]

he looks like an abandoned food item

[pangur-and-grim]

[pangur-and-grim]

another idea for how reviews should work: you're strapped to a chair with two IVs, and every bad review sends a little pump of that blue euthanasia juice for dogs into your left arm, and every good review sends a little pump of jones cream soda into your right arm

[pangur-and-grim]

[hooved]

sun dried fucking tomatoes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[aquilacalvitium]

File that under "posts you just don't see elsewhere"

[gh0st-patr0l]

Wrestlers ar WAIT WHAT THE FUCK

POST CANCELLED. THE GOLF COURSE ACROSS THE STREET BLEW UP

[gh0st-patr0l]

HELLO????

[puppybeargf]

[gor3sigil]

A cis woman tells me that maybe she should transition to gain male privilege as I'm recovering from getting beaten up in the men's bathrooms.

I tell her to be my guest and give me a call when she gets her jaw broken, I always carry a first aid kit and a pepper spray.

She calls me a misogynistic asshole.

A cis man tells me that he'd sure love some T.

Gave him my prescription and best of luck with the constant shortages and getting denied.

He calls me a pussy.

I'm fighting for my life and reproductive rights. I get told to get off women's fights, that it's not about me, like I shed my womb after my first T shot.

I search for support groups for SA victims, and I'm stuck in the same “women/NBs only”. Still shooting my shot, send an application. I introduce myself. Never get a call back.

I go to a trans night. Say I go by he/him. Get told back “yeah, that's how we all start !” by a trans woman. I'm too exhausted, I get up and I leave.

I hang out with my friends, one of them drunkenly says masculinity is a prison we must learn to escape. She gets rows of applause. Back to drinking alone.

Yes I could explain it. But who'd you rather be ? A delusional girl or a man made threat ?Or it could be better, I could just not exist ! And we'd bleach my corpse and I'd become a casualty. Not an F, ot an M, a W for Wound and for Wrong.

I put a candle on a single cupcake, 2 years on HRT. I blow it in the dark. Curtains closed like casket.

[arcandoria-archived]