n'importe quoi

sadly, hopefully doth butter no parsnips.

[fluffygif]

Squeaky water pup

[end0skeletal]

This helpful stingray offered itself up as a tent for a diver who decided to have a lie down on the seabed at Grand Cayman. (x)

[strawberryamanita]

Blankie

[flawlessglamazon]

Sea blankie

[foxgirlintestines]

mutuals do this

[the-nerd-beast]

wet hug

[trashofreylo]

✨ Same Energy ✨

[popepauljohn]

[oxfordcommaforever]

In his autobiography, he talks about how he swears a lot and it always throws people off.

Reasons to miss him more.

[changan-moon]

How to see whether a Chinese handmade teapot is well done or not - quality of the spout is an important standard. 

cr: 承启 建水紫陶

[amemait]

that last teapot is like witnessing an eternal and important truth

[ms-demeanor]

I just watched this with the sound on and i really recommend it because the utter silence of the last teapot is both perfectly predictable and totally remarkable.

[m-ilotic]

[highestnut]

It warms my heart that Robert Irwin is the same goofball his father was

[jadehansen]

hahahahahaha

[officialmacgyver2-deactivated20]

As funny as this is some teenagers actually did this shit one day. They were bicycling around the neighborhood and got an alert. Looked up, saw a car fitting the description. Mother fucking kids BOOKED it after the car on their bikes like Lance Armstrong on steroids. The kidnapper freaked out and ditched the vehicle and the kids rescued the baby. Best part was the kid they interviewed was wearing a Batman t-shirt and he was like “Well, Sir....This is my neighborhood.”

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Not all heroes can fly; sometimes they ride bikes.

[wildlifewednesdays]

A porcupine’s Halloween present (+ original sound effects)

[docwithtardisfez]

I had no idea giant porcupines made fucking precious sounds

[11213372-deactivated20160412]

[nightonblogmountain]

THAT’S THE SOUND IT MAKES!?!?!?

UN-BE-FUCKING-LIEVABLE 

[why-animals-do-the-thing]

We got asked if this is cute and okay. I can very happily say yes, this is stupid cute and those are happy porcupine noises. 

One of my favorite things about doing zoo work was all the noises you never realize the animals make when they’re excited or interested in a new thing. Coatimundis squeak and snuffle, and giant porcupines make that sound. 

[typhoidmeri]

Omgggg the sounds.

[gigi-tastic]

Teddy is back on my dash and all is right with the world

[bears-official]

WE ALMOST TO OCTOBRE POST OF PUNKINBEARS

[romanhollliday]

Le Printemps, 1896. Eugene Bidau

[elephantsshoe-blog]

[domesticdad]

This is me all day everyday

[kristina100000]

we didn't evacuate the dancefloor and look what the fuck happened...

[peanutpalace-deactivated2023011]

[seahugger]

cause everytime we touch we spread the virus and everytime we kiss I swear I might die

[nicostiel]

“I think something’s wrong with me. I make friends, then suddenly I can’t bear to be with any of them. Seems like that other me, the cheerful and honest one, went away somewhere.”

— Kiki’s Delivery Service 魔女の宅急便

[catchymemes]

[stimman3000]

[fushia1198]

His lil front teeffff

[theslowesthnery]

guys help i’m LOSING MY GODDAMN MIND over these fat tiger art scrolls

(source)

[theslowesthnery]

UPDATE: HE FOUND A TINY FRIEND

[loloftheday]

rolled up to the girl

[brothamalcolmfarrakhan]

Toooooooo fuckin smooth

[mr-phishbowl]

10/10

The execution.

The precision.

Then he made her laugh…