So Much Me!

Hey! What's up? No. No. Don't answer that... Please. My name is Chris McLean. You may know me as the host from all the Total Drama shows. And if not then you have terrible taste in shows. Anyway, enjoy me-I mean... my blog. Enjoy my ASK blog. Where I answer questions the people ASK! Cause it's an ASK blog. And just to clarify, I will DO what I want, SAY what I want, and RESPOND whenever I want. If I stop talking to you, means I got bored. That's it.

[chris-the-host]

Share some nudes! B)

Nope. I take them for me to see how good I look. And I do and no one else can see. ;)

[evil-doesnt-date]

I pause total drama world tour. And did anyone notice this?

[chris-the-host]

Rip in peace.

[emmiri]

Pretty much my favorite thing about Total Drama. The men.

[aureliearchive-deactivated20190]

Total Drama 30 Day Challenge - Day 3

Favorite Host. Chris, duh. Is there really a question? 

[chris-the-host]

Aweee yeah

[chris-the-host]

got any nude pics

Plenty.

[chris-the-host]

Chref is going to win Td Tumblr.

Whatever. Just don't bother me about it and I won't care.

[chris-the-host]

okay so when u say 'I wouldn't date a fan' I know u definitely mean 'I wouldn't date a teen who knows more about me than me' but would u date a fan as in 'twenty/thirty something who knows and likes the show but not in a creepy way'?

Maybe. It really depends. I mean... I have a type. And if they fit that type.

[emmiri]

Give me baras or give me Chris I guess.

[chris-the-host]

I choose me. Hello.

[emmiri]

GIVE ME BARAS.

[chris-the-host]

Boooooo!

[sistersemmakitty]

[chris-the-host]

NO!!

[emmiri]

I was so wrong. I love Chris so much. Who am I kidding? Ive been kidding myself for years.

[chris-the-host]

Oh? Heh-heh!

[emmiri]

Give me baras or give me Chris I guess.

[chris-the-host]

I choose me. Hello.

[myar-courtney]

"There you are! I heard you were sad so I went looking for you! You’ll never believe where I’ve been!!"

I drew a pic. I made it look like Chris was popping out of the paper after searching several universes. The eyeball one is the universe where everyone is always standing uncomfortably close, fire dimension, space dimension, a world where everyone is a crudely drawn heart, a universe where it’s all Chris fangirls (that’s what took him so long to get here) and somewhere over the rainbow.

[ask-magical-total-drama]

Topher wins for skill, Lightning for raw enthusiasm. 

[villagerkillager-blog]

Ah, McLean, you’ve done it again.

[chris-the-host]

That's my toothpaste brand.

[theriddlergirl-deactivated20220]

I wanted to do something like that too. So here it is. TDAS THE BEST!

[chris-the-host]

Chris what if you find out that.... If you have a daughter in the future... I'm saying if... What if she has a crush on Ezekiel. What would be your reaction?

I would throw holy water on her. And not even religious!

[chris-the-host]

Hi Chris! Get well soon!

Thanks! I'm much too beautiful to stay sick for long.