Goofy Fucks

Emily/ 22/ she-her/ Toy store Barista/ Mostly into Blythes, Invader Zim again, and Goof rn. Art blog:Emi-arts welcome.( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ

[emmiri]

wow this app got uuuuglier

[pastelparrotlet]

Plague doctor mask but it’s a worm on a string face.

[cowboybanjo]

[emmiri]

im alive and well! im just on twitter.

[la-laborista-republiko]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Boosting this warning!

[chimaeracabra]

Oh, shit. Really?

[lokicolouredglasses]

If you’re nearby, especially if you’re white, you should stick around and have your camera out.

Snopes says the cops in the photo here claim it was a hot day, and they were trying to prevent the cars overheating, but 1) Cops can lie and 2) Even if these cops DID have a good reason, I wouldn’t be surprised if there are others out there with less honest intentions.

Keep an eye out, and be safe.

[wishful-thinkment]

snopes: we asked the cops if these cops were up to no good and they said that they weren’t so it turns out that everything’s fine and there’s nothing to see here

[gemstone-gynoid]

Oh absolutely

[ragemovement]

Yeah lemme just block the road with my hood up to cool down my car….

Fun fact: cop cars are performance machines that use high tech parts to maintain power and reliability (the cops are lying)

[theawesomeadventurer]

beanie babies said trans rights‼️

[lynati]

[lyril]

if you think dark skin “popping out” too much in a pastel drawing is more important than the contribution to colorism and racism youre making theeeen please go and die or something

[destinytomoon-deactivated202006]

Also…. dark brown pastel colors literally exist. Like dark pastel colors are a thing….

[lyril]

thank u moon. if you reblog this post and plan to argue dont even bother please!!

[bluepringlez-deactivated2023070]

One of my fav insta artists https://www.instagram.com/lumaruu/ does lots of great pastel in my opinion!

[wigglys]

griffin mcelroy was in an episode of the show big city greens and its about as cursed as you would imagine

[zonerbonerz]

[yugirimistwalker]

[dirtyzimconfessions]

[ecologiadigital]

Remember when that cop pepper-sprayed students in 2011? UC Davis paid $175K to scrub it from the internet’s memory https://t.co/5prbgrx1WL

— Xeni (@xeni) April 14, 2016

[daggers-drawn]

Nice try fuckers.

[steeleman]

$175K wasted with every reblog.

Let’s sure they DON’T get their money’s worth.

[j0rrated]

full offense but any song in shrek 2 is a fucking bop

[joshsundquist]

Hi, I’m a motivational speaker.

Here are the 3 dumbest questions I’ve ever been asked.

[shoptrashqueen]

this thursday, we welcome home an adorable lil cat (who we’re naming crouton) from our local humane society. 🧡🧡🧡

as a big celebration of us adopting him and him coming home with us, we’re having a Buy One Get One 50% Off sale on all our best sellers! just add any two items from that collection to your cart to get 50% off the second item! you’ll be able to see the discount once you click to checkout (just a heads up, since it won’t appear in your cart) 

we’ve already covered all of his basics, but all the sales will go to spoiling this little boy with things for his new home! 🧡🧡🧡

this sale runs from today to next tuesday (3/26 11:59pm), and includes tons of your favorites—everything pictured above—as well as our berets, overall shorts, windbreakers, and much more! 💖

[astromold]

i love this cover but i wanna know why professor membrane would let dib wear that,, maybe that’s why he looks so disappointed

[bassiter]

on the scale from griffin mcelroy to john mulaney, brian david gilbert is smack dab in the middle. shane madej is also in the middle but from the other direction

[zonerbonerz]

a scientific scale

[bumblesee]

Courtesy of the group chat

[garfielddreamsimulator]

an old russian lady (get her beets)

[justsomeantifas]

if a union will destroy your company then your company should be destroyed.

[housetohalf]

Spicy opinion: this includes theatre companies.

[wiccan-lesbionage]

Spicier opinion: this includes non-profits

[hollowboobtheory]

[zizygy]

crying because its so spicy opinion: video game companies too