Chris and Kathy Vander Kaay

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KlipArt: The New Sideshow

“Come on in, folks!  See the orange-skinned bloviator!  See the doctor who never opens his eyes!  Bring all the fruit you can carry!  It’s the center ring of the Big Tent!  The G.O.P.!”

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KlipArt: Day Late, Dollar Short

Jeb Bush reads about Trump in Chicago and wishes he’d held out for another couple of weeks.

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KlipArt: Quick Study

Ted Cruz discovers that being President means working for the government. Eww!

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KlipArt: The Perfect Assassin

People thought they were soulful eyes, begging for a treat.  But they were dead, empty, and trained on their next victim.  The perfect killing machine...

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KlipArt: Get Trumped

Tiny hands, bad hair.  It can only be one man...

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KlipArt: Glass Ceiling, Glass Walls

“Glenda, did you hear?  We pass the Bechdel test!”

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KlipArt: Bull Market

When Che Guevara fled the battle, he lost his hat, and always wondered where it ended up.  Who would have thought it fit this guy so nicely?

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Go Get DEVOURED

Devoured, a quiet horror film by director Greg Olliver, is a brilliant film from a few years back that unfortunately got lost in the shuffle and wasn’t given the recognition it deserved.  With a raw lead performance from Marta Milans and a smart script from Marc Landau that, while not hugely surprising, still manages to make an emotional impact, Devouredis a lo-fi indie horror film done the way…

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KlipArt: Do Not Pass Go

Mr. Monopoly Mourns the Loss of Monocle and Top Hat, Also Controlling Power of the Republican Party (Who Is This Other Rich Douche, Anyway?)

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A New Review for Horror Films by Subgenre

A New Review for Horror Films by Subgenre

Bookgasm just posted a review of a few new film books, and our newest, Horror Films by Subgenre: A Viewer’s Guide, was among them.  Check it out HERE.

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KlipArt: Jury of Peers

Ladies and gentlemen, your Oscar judges... and your Oscar winners... and your Oscar watchers...

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KlipArt: Ultra-Violins

She couldn’t find her violin bow, so she just used a dowel rod.  It didn’t sound great.

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KlipArt: Sweater Knot

Richard Dreyfuss was playing an elderly Jewish office manager in his upcoming film, and he ALWAYS did real-world research.

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KlipArt: Twintense

The conjoined twins struggled for the first time in their lives.  They’d always gotten along perfectly, but now... they both wanted that piece of paper for themselves.

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KlipArt: Business Casualty

Use your magical glasses to read this invisible message that explains our monochromatic existence, and why my tie has transcended to vibrant life!

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KlipArt

I think you might be telegraphing the scare here.

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Our New Book!

The new book is out, everybody!  Horror Films by Subgenre is available for purchase, and you know you want to purchase it.  Here’s where: http://www.mcfarlandbooks.com/book-2.php?id=978-0-7864-9837-6