assigned monster at birth

Christopher | 30+ | he/him | QUEER | white | bsky@chrisbrannorling | toyhouse@ChrisBranNorling icon da@awkwardos header fa@lysandre

[nightwings-puphood]

do y'all think bruce helped with his t shot sometimes

[doodle-list]

Babies,,

[zumaon]

My stuffed animal

[cute-animals-only]

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[dappermouth]

And then you had that dream again.

[snoobinn]

i liked when they fake sparred

[a-book-of-creatures]

They should make hollow, fragile sugar candies exactly the size and shape of a lightbulb to safely satisfy the body’s natural need to eat lightbulbs whole

[mothercain-deactivated20231124]

foreplay is not the kissing right before he fucks you, foreplay is the 32 hours you spend torturing him in a shipping container before you even let him see you naked

[movementnudge]

Movement nudge, hand mobility! 🙌

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[ruffboi-mags]

1) do this even if you're under 40. seriously. I definitely should have been doing something like this for years and I only turned 40 a month and a half ago

2) if you're like me just now trying this going "oh god i've only done 15 and i think my hands are cramping" start lower than 30 and increase by 5 once whatever number you're doing no longer makes your hand cramp up. I can manage about 15 per exercise at the moment.

[creations-by-chaosfay]

If you're hypermobile, be especially gentle.

[sceptixfakemon]

this heatwave fucking sucks how am I going to serve my liege like this

[sceptixfakemon]

im never leaving this hellsite

[hollenix]

there is no such direction. text from one-way street by @mackerel-cheese

[insomniac-arrest]

why are ghosts always person-sized in the movies? they don’t have bodies anymore. one of ‘em should have figured out how to work that shit. one of them could be … her 😳

[thedogeveryonehates]

kind of a milf. reblog

[asharomi]

[0mniscy]

(Animated) Artfight attack on @kettle-bird with Jackass Jenny!!

[nikoco11]

complicit

[jdawg696911]

Captain Picard tries out his new trampoline on the bridge

[seraphinial]

[luna-azzurra]

Something neuroscience-y that helps with prose: attention is selective. A character will not notice everything in a room. They will notice what matters to their goal, fear, desire, training, wound, or obsession. A jealous character notices hands. a hungry character notices food. A soldier notices exits. A lonely character notices pairs. Description becomes character when attention has a bias.

[mediumsizetex]

untitled by helemaranth