assigned monster at birth

Christopher | 30+ | he/him | QUEER | white | bsky@chrisbrannorling | toyhouse@ChrisBranNorling icon da@awkwardos header fa@lysandre

[nightwings-puphood]

do y'all think bruce helped with his t shot sometimes

[banditdandi]

Drawing the batfam as chaotic images I find on Pinterest everyday for 30 days; Day 4

DRAWING DC CHARACTERS AS CHAOTIC IMAGES I FIND ON PINTEREST; Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4

[lleyksie]

moles + worms + shrew

[gnoempire]

Run where they can't follow.

For decades, we've thought that pronghorns evolved for speed because of Miracynonix, or the American cheetah, which preyed on them extensively during the Pleistocene. However, in February, new fossil evidence suggested that ancestors of pronghorns began this process at least 5 million years before the appearance of Miracynonix. We typically think of predators as trailblazers, as shapers of the world -- but don't often consider that it may have been the prey that changed them.

Extinct animals from left to right: Miracynonix trumani, Chasmaporthetes ossifragus, and Titanis walleri

[doodle-list]

Babies,,

[zumaon]

My stuffed animal

[cute-animals-only]

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[dappermouth]

And then you had that dream again.

[snoobinn]

i liked when they fake sparred

[a-book-of-creatures]

They should make hollow, fragile sugar candies exactly the size and shape of a lightbulb to safely satisfy the body’s natural need to eat lightbulbs whole

[mothercain-deactivated20231124]

foreplay is not the kissing right before he fucks you, foreplay is the 32 hours you spend torturing him in a shipping container before you even let him see you naked

[movementnudge]

Movement nudge, hand mobility! 🙌

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[ruffboi-mags]

1) do this even if you're under 40. seriously. I definitely should have been doing something like this for years and I only turned 40 a month and a half ago

2) if you're like me just now trying this going "oh god i've only done 15 and i think my hands are cramping" start lower than 30 and increase by 5 once whatever number you're doing no longer makes your hand cramp up. I can manage about 15 per exercise at the moment.

[creations-by-chaosfay]

If you're hypermobile, be especially gentle.

[sceptixfakemon]

this heatwave fucking sucks how am I going to serve my liege like this

[sceptixfakemon]

im never leaving this hellsite

[hollenix]

there is no such direction. text from one-way street by @mackerel-cheese

[insomniac-arrest]

why are ghosts always person-sized in the movies? they don’t have bodies anymore. one of ‘em should have figured out how to work that shit. one of them could be … her 😳

[thedogeveryonehates]

kind of a milf. reblog

[asharomi]

[0mniscy]

(Animated) Artfight attack on @kettle-bird with Jackass Jenny!!

[nikoco11]

complicit