Get it OUT of my face bro
Not today Justin

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@nightwings-puphood
Get it OUT of my face bro
I'm so sorry Dick Grayson but the period of time where Bruce was dead is literally peak Dick Grayson era. Dad is dead. One brother threw himself off a cliff to avoid going to therapy. The other one is having a genuine mental breakdown in europe and blowing up warehouses. There's a body double of his dead dad running around threatening to destroy the carefully constructed house of lies. He has to look after a murderous ten year old with a sword. People keep asking him about how to run a multibillion dollar company. He's trying his best even though this is literally the thing he's been most afraid of since he was ten years old. He's not good enough and everyone can tell. On top of all that he's getting sensory issues from having to wear a cape.
Man having every single bad day a person can possibly have happen to him simultaneously.
krypto is a pit. to me. the kind that loves to cuddle by absolutely crushing you <3
Babs: *jokingly calls dick Robin or boy wonder*
Tim: dont you hate being called that
Dick: what makes you say that
Tim: remember that time bruce called you Robin by accident in the middle of an argument and you both made me leave the cave so you could fight
Dick: …yes that is what happened
Slade knowing Dick is going to break into one of his safehouses and knowing exactly what sort of route Dick is liable to use. So he sets up a boobytrap to ensure his pretty acrobat is beautifully trussed up and waiting for him when he returns from whatever job he's been working on.
Sort of like...
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The weird thing from Dick's POV was that he was on patrol as Nightwing when he sneaked in, but when he woke up after triggering the booby trap he's back in his Robin outfit... and he's not sure how, because Slade wasn't home yet, but doesn't want to think about the implications too much.
Slade just misses seeing those legs! :)
‘thot daughter or gay son’ but it’s slade and he can’t complain because his children inherited each of these things from him.
Wonder Woman: Batman, we could make good use of Nightwing with this. Would you call him?
Dick, who's filling in for Bruce as Batman: I'll call him
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Hal: you've gained some muscles
Jason, dressed as Nightwing: I started working out
Hal: Damn. What's the routine cause I just saw you last week and you look completely different.
Jason: steroids
Dick, as batman: *chokes on coffee*
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Superman: We might need someone who's good with guns, hm... Hey Nightwing you're in contact with redhood, right? Could you have him come?
Jason, as Nightwing: ... I don't see why not
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Wonder woman: this security is an issue we need someone who can hack this system long enough for us to get pass
Superman: hey hood, any chance you can give red robin a call?
Tim, with 5 inches of padding, as redhood: on it
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Hal: isn't robin usually with you all?
Flash: yeah we could use him with this one
Superman: Red Robin, would you call in Robin for us?
Damian, in red robin costume: he's dead
Nightwing covers, #80-82, by Dave Johnson.
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please say more about dick grayson puppy play
if you give dick a treat he will hump your leg forever if you dont let him hump your leg he will walk into traffic
Anyway I made something like this.
He’s just so precious. If I had that silly outfit i’d be wearing it all round town too.
so what do y'all think pesach seders are like at the wayne manor
Each batkid has a different way of doing מה נשתנה, Tim just rushes through it, Dick sings it with all the repetition in the tune, Damian says it in a different language every year
Dick: Why did you take the Seder plate off the table? Bruce: So the children will ask Dick: Okay, I asked - now why did you take it off? Bruce: So the children will ask
^This happens every year, and Bruce still doesn't have a better answer for him
bruce owes dick alimony. bruce owes dick child support. bruce is dick's sugar daddy. bruce and dick are mistaken for a couple. damian has two dads. bruce and dick are soulmates. bruce and dick are co-parenting. bruce lost the kids to dick in the divorce. dick is bruce's omega. it's cuddle pollen. it's platonic soulmate marks. it's father/son alpha/omega bonding. it's father/son dom/sub. it's undercover as a couple, but not in a weird way. not in a gay way. you have to be sick in the head to even think about shipping these characters. you have to be sick. you're fucked up. there's something wrong with you. what kind of freak would ever think that?
#we're all born brudick shippers and the rest is drag (moral posturing)
#cited from real batfam fic tags btw
yeah to be clear none of this is hypothetical, these are all real tags on batfam fic, jokes/statements made by characters in batfam fic, premises of batfam fic, etc. and there is only one ("bruce owes dick child support") that comes from a fic that i am fairly confident was using the joke to acknowledge a more nuanced dimension of the bruce-dick relationship. the rest are from fics where bruce and dick are upheld as having a pure, platonic, normative father-son relationship, and all are either written by or beloved by anti-shippers. often these fics will have comments specifically citing the fic as a favorite because it isn't gross like those other fics by freaks. it's a strange and fascinating phenomenon where invoking the idea of a romantic relationship between bruce and dick is totally fine, but any implication that attraction between them actually exists is repulsive and grotesque. it needs to go in a petri dish for further study
#antis reenacting the hayes code in which the married couple cannot be shown to share a bed despite having children together
The Hayes Code was stupid. That said, I always found it interesting that Wertham never attacked Batman for the incest angle, if we're going to assume his thesis that Batman and Robin are lovers. (And there's also a fujoshi angle here too, since he hated Catwoman.)
Superman's first meeting with Robin
a stupid unfunny joke
Or whatever he said....
His home got blown up while he was sleeping :/