Chris Is Cool

Chris lover. Kurtbastian shipper. Attempted fic writer.

[chriscoolfer-blog]

wtf😂 that's no fun.

[superscanaries]

Whatever happened to the man who was trying to raise a submarine?

[sinnamon-toast-chat]

when you find a really good fanfic that has correct grammar and a plot that makes sense and the author wrote really long chapters

[chriscoolfer-blog]

what she says: I'm fine

what she means: What the fuck kind of custody arrangement does The Parent Trap family have? Whose idea was it to take one kid each and never speak to each other again? Never even tell the daughter they're raising that they're a twin? Nobody hates their ex-spouse that much, and if you do you definitely don't want that person raising one of your kids. Why are the extended family and friends going along with this? Were they sworn to secrecy? Why? How did they choose who would take which twin? Did they both just have a clear favorite? How do you not eat yourself alive with guilt over a decision like that? Why did they make it in the first place? Did a judge make the decision? Who the fuck was THAT guy? Either the family in The Parent Trap have some incredibly dark secrets that weren't explored in the movies (original or remake) or they're the worst "good" parents in fictional family history.

[leofitzo]

[quinnett]

[thorthepiratangel]

[baby-vulpix-deactivated20210204]

My role model is 10 years old

[tastefullyoffensive]

[magweno]

That post about Scottish tweets ripping Donald Trump apart is good but here are some more. I think “Trump is a Cunt” held by Janey Godley is my favourite.

[out-there-on-the-maroon]

I would like to thank the entire population of Scotland.

[kittymints]

when you read that Good Fic

[theflashdaily]

[johnkrasinski]

do you ever get so annoyed at everything that you start to get pissed off at even little things like a spoon clinking against a bowl or sounds of people talking  

[alternativeblkgal]

I think it’s called sensory overload. It’s really common in people with anxiety

[belt-to-jesus]

[the-prompter]

Royalty AUs

Imagine your OTP…

Are forming an alliance between their kingdoms by getting married. 

Rules a whole country together.

Are from rival kingdoms but they get together anyway.

One of them is a knight and the other is the ruler. 

Has been arranged to be married to different people but tries to find a way to be together instead. 

Character A is hiding from their royal parents in character B’s home. 

Are getting married and the kingdom’s residents goes to watch the wedding.

Meeting each other at a ball. 

Their families are in war and they try to find a way to stop it.

Character B takes character A, who is a servant, horseback riding and hunting.

[dailychriscolfer]

@chriscolfer: Laying down some sweet tracks…of an audiobook. #tlos5

[buzzfeed]

Today in “Everything Is Weird,” Rupert Grint showed up to court wearing a BuzzFeed hat.

(📷: Central News)