Yall need to chill

just me and the things i cant even with They call me #2GUD cuz I carry them fatties in league hmu if you want to duoq

[fiti-vation]

[femmewitch-deactivated20190613]

[mc-hot]

Put this video on my grave

[shinjukugewalt]

Omg

[vincentvanleggo-deactivated2018]

It’s back

[evricuh]

😭

[chrisdoesntevencant-blog]

Why does the guy laughing sound like a cat chirping at birds

[userboxer]

[superattacku]

Remember that Raccoon that was crushed by the cruel fate that is cotton candy plus water? Well, there was a happy ending after all!

[thechubbynerd]

LOOK AT HIM HE LEARNED

[effyoutrav]

give him anything he wants

[dicksplit]

Bottom: Go slow… it’s my first time

Top:

[fckin-deactivated20171107]

yall still trust people in 2017? LMAOOOO

[doujinshi]

[radioheavy]

[oldmatti-lupone]

File this one under: Cute Date Ideas

[drmuu-deactivated20190105]

This is you @coldqueer

[reeddacted]

the only way I can get people to game with me :(

[evaneshence]

Honestly I’m a fan of playing strip smash, it has had a 100% success rate

[legendofbisexuals-old-deactivat]

it’s official velma dinkley started the mommy kink back in 2004

[savleye]

*Velma voice* “Kinkies!”

[suprememooselord]

[pantuflarotaininglich]

[sixpenceee]

A set of twins exhibiting different phenotypes posted by Graziani Reptiles Inc.

[dr-runs-with-scissors]

Twinsie noodles!

[courage-95]

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

LMAO STOP

[tastefullyoffensive]

[kaible-deactivated20181205]

This is one of my favorite posts because that cat’s fucking name is fucking meatloaf

Let us just appreciate that this person’s dad didn’t know when they would be home and so he couldn’t plan for them to be able to join the family for dinner, but he knew with no doubts that dear sweet Meatloaf staying in that exact position for hours was an absolute in this scenario. Truly, that cat was named well.

[pizzacatsandboobs]

one of my favorite posts on tumblr over the course of 5 fucking years.. clearly i need a life

[disgustinganimals]

Meatloaf is a reliable cat and did not steal the money for selfish reasons. A rare friend.

[yourshipsaregross-blog]

I love Meatloaf. :)

[whiska-aliapoh]

Bless Meatloaf

[wafflesex]

I like how dolphins breach with such vivacity

whales breach with grace

sharks breach with power

… then fucking manta rays be like

“there goes Billy fulfilling his dreams”

[threadsketchier]

@siths-sirenia

[tayliberalsjwift]

Guy on grindr: u horny?

Me: nope

Him: 

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

isnt it weird that we cant ride any other animals except horses. like if horses weren’t a thing humans would be fucked cause we couldn’t ride any other animals. like riding animals just wouldn’t really be a thing. we should probably be more grateful to horses

[burger-czar-deactivated20180324]

elephants

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

blocked

[toaster-hacker-deactivated20181]

camels

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

extra blocked

[sinfulpercy]

donkeys

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

ultra blocked

[uncertifiedhuman]

that dick

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

… followed

[394938347342-deactivated2014092]

imagine having sex with a ghost and then someone walks into your room and they see your asshole widening and narrowing for no reason

[pussyjizz-blog]

imagine praying to God and going to church