what the foop?

27/Hella Gay/Nashville burbs

[oldmatti-lupone]

I think I'm gonna start a fresh blog and just move the username over to it

[gapmoe]

Literally cannot stop thinking about this tweet btw

[lemondoddle]

[I.D. a tweet by sunshine moon (@SunshineMoonRX) that reads “In the 80s every Japanese student who strayed into the path of a vehicle was tackled to safety by a passing tokusatsu protagonist. They don’t do that anymore and that’s why isekai exists now”. end I.D.]

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

the thing about venom I can’t get over is that eddie is like…a recognizable celebrity? like sure, his show got canceled but like people still know who he is??? there’s gotta be security footage or news clips of him turning into venom, or like of the motorcycle chase like….that’s so fucking funny. could you imagine if the top trending news story is a guy turned into an alien monster and ate some guys and everything and you click on the video to see and it’s like….fucking john oliver or someone

[thewordywarlock]

John Oliver’s Original Form, by Alejandro Mirabal

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

WHAT THE FUCK

[willmill18]

Tumblr in 2012:

Tumblr in 2022:

[ashjafari]

[zoidbergs-muse-deactivated20250]

becoming mutuals on tumblr

[escuerzoresucitado]

[funnytwittertweets]

[powerburial]

[gunsandfireandshit]

[billandtedsexcellentgaymarriage]

collection of my boyfriend being angry about my meals

[billandtedsexcellentgaymarriage]

[nb-nightwing-deactivated2022111]

if Tumblr can show me the latest posts in a tag they should also be able to show me the oldest. Hit me with those 2008 takes i can handle it

[theweirdwideweb]

[birchpleaze]

I really appreciate how every week I reblog this, a different person interacts it. Tuesday light me up speaks to all of us at different times.

[retrogamingblog2]

[inthefallofasparrow]

Ditto:

[appleseason]

Hellow it's me your weed. Yeah i'mspeaking directly to you now. You need to smoke me or i'll suffer. Do you want me to suffer

[triskeleaficionado]

[restinpiss]

[foreskinnty]

[gothcostco]

look at this video of a mouse eating soup and bread and butter

[flanneldragon]

peace and FUCKING love on planet earth

[depsidase]

[thescaredfluid]

What the Fuck??

[sarkos]

[therobotmonster]

People think of children as either sweet and innocent or too stupid to cause much trouble and both views are wrong. A child of elementary school age has the moral reasoning and impulse control of a racoon paired with problem solving equal to or superior to an adult’s, yet unbound by the shackles of cautionary experience or awareness of long-term consequence. 

This is what allows the children to both create a black market in live bioweapons while still only valuing said weapons at 25 cents.