Low Control

My name is Evan. I live in Dallas and I blog sometimes and always like butts Instagram: evaneshence

[memewhore]

[scarlettbabey]

It translates to “we’re looking for you” and I don’t feel comfortable

[mr-fancy-panties]

[bagofbonesmp3]

im screaming with this jameela jamil tweet it's so funny sbskKlLLskskskkssm

[lucrezia-borgia-archive]

THE MANDALORIAN The Mandalorian // The Rescue

[babyanimalgifs]

[furlockhound-inactive-moved-dea]

[kaijuno]

[hinatulka]

You don’t need to bash skinny people to say that bigger people are beautiful.

You don’t need to bash men to promote women’s rights. You don’t need to bash white people to promote racial equality. You don’t need to bash a certain genre of music to promote another. You don’t need to bash straight people to promote gay rights.

You don’t need to bash anyone to advocate your opinion.

[evaneshence]

Oh shut the fuck up

[sylferino]

whats… the pH of my blog?

[brbgensokyo]

basic 

[sylferino]

i was so excited to find out the acidity of my blog i cannot believe i set myself up so easily like this

[sylferino]

picture of me, circa 10 minutes ago

[xbox-nun]

When he’s a 19 year old fascist and you’re a 24 year old democratically elected politician but he has a tiny braid so you’re helpless to his charming pear floating powers

[wumblr]

star wars is unrealistic because in real life, grimes became a fascist too

[thepleasuregoblin]

“democratically elected politician” she’s a princess

[thepleasuregoblin]

Just been informed that “Queen” is an elected position on Naboo and I hate star wars

[catgifsinthesenate]

Are we just going to gloss over the part of this post where someone implies Grimes is a democratically elected politician

[towritelesbiansonherarms]

[kyary]

would you like to buy some turnips

[gayerluke]

security question: what was the last name of your first grade teacher?

my first grade teacher hacking my bank account: i’m in

[wolfvalkyrie-blog]

why is this so fucking funny 

[oricalcon]

[gar-dev-oir-s-deactivated201909]

me after watching him ride that cob

[calellon]

[aksldhfgaajdshgaslg-deactivated]

playing a game called “what modern day thing would kill a victorian era child”

[sunfortune]

victorian era child that got cocaine prescribed for a headache trying 4loko:

[cowboy]

im shitting myself

[gunsandfireandshit]

[mouchefska]

[altuzorra]

[pretentiouslimericks]

It feels like I’ve talked about this before, but to me the funniest version of Portal is if Chell is deaf.

Like, most of the major story beats, at least the ones that directly affect her, have a prominent visual component so she’s following along with the basics. But she has no idea who cave johnson is, or what wheatley was trying to explain to her, and she certainly wasn’t hurt by any of glados’ insults.

but the best part of this headcanon is imagining glados checking chell’s personnel file years down the line, noticing the word “deaf” for the first time, and just going “WHAT???”

[emptyjunior]

Glados learning sign language so Chell can hear at least one of her excellent monologues and Chell just closes her eyes

[junebug-jamboree]

[socialistsephardi]

[1dietcokeinacan]

Oh wow…………….say that