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@chrisitanslaterscumsock
Me: *scrolls past this post*
Me: Oh my god it's a FORK lift.
Me: *begrudgingly scrolls back up to reblog*
in dedication to summer rain and the smell of petrichor
MICHAEL MYERS WAS 21?????????????
he should’ve been at the clubbbbbb……..
if she's your girl why is she breaking open my ribcage and devouring me like an animal?
does hozier know that his tweet about silica gel that he posted probably with like zero thought actually changed my life
revolutionary
thinking about beefsteak fungus. imagine you're walking through the forest. and one of these reaches out. and (tenderly, sensually) licks you
*sighs* it's no fun trying to mess w/ people's psyches on The Monsterfucker Website™. yall bastards have built-in immunity
sorry for ignoring your text i was picking at every single raised surface on my face in the 2x mirror for 15 minutes straight
i learned what was the strangest execution in history
Contrary to the popular belief, people don’t always die when they’re killed.
This is Tyburn Tree, London’s largest site for public hangings from at least 1177 until 1798, when Newgate Prison became the new home for this macabre form of entertainment.
Out of the thousands executed there, one famous case was that of a William Duell. Indicted on charges of rape, robbery and murder, the 17-year-old Duell was eventually convicted of rape and sentenced to death. On a bitter winter’s day in November 1740, the condemned youth faced the noose at Tyburn alongside four others.
After being hanged for twenty-two minutes, he was cut down and his body hauled into a hackney coach, to be taken to Barber-Surgeons’ Hall, where his body would be dissected for the purposes of medical research.
The surgeon and his assistants got a surprise when they placed the corpse on the slab though… it groaned. Further examination revealed some other signs of life, so they let several ounces of blood and after a while, he was able to sit up, though it was a while before he could do anything else.
He was then transported to Newgate Prison where he was held up in a cell and given broth and covers to keep him warm. In a matter of days he was reported to be back to full health, and had developed a strong appetite. During this time, the powers that were had to decide what to do with him.
After all, he was legally dead.
In the end, to avoid making a mockery of the law and to curb the spread of the knowledge that it was possible to survive hanging, they decided to sentence him to transportation. He was sent to North America and reportedly lived out the rest of his life in Boston, before dying at around the age of eighty-two.
An experiential kaleidoscope.
maybe there never were any twin towers. like did u ever see them?
So I know all you kids are joking around but no, you’re not allowed to make jokes about this. No.
girl don’t you ship hockey players.
And baseball players 👍🏻
Enough games. We need MEN in sundress with no panties. NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
twitter limiting the amount of tweets you get to read per day is ridiculous but if tiktok limited the amount of videos people got to see per day it would be the biggest win for mental health since ssris
“A society which cannot tolerate genderbending or cross- dressing ultimately will not tolerate homosexuality, bisexuality, or any other deviance from sexual or gender norms, no matter how closeted or assimilated.”
- Dagger: On Butch Women, 1994
heard porn bots might be following you guys again. sorry about that. but in some good news i have been gaining many new followers who are real stunningly beautiful women. welcome ladies :)
Are you a sociopath
I’m just a brunette