Sex Drugs and Rock N' Roll

I'm Chris, 23, Murder Mitten, I got funny stories so ask me shit Twitter @Chris_O_Tool

[chrisotool]

This is for the snakes and the people they bite, for the friends I’ve made, for the sleepless nights #TheFrontBottoms #Guyswithlonghair #Waves #Flowin #Growoutshowout #Longhairdontcare #blondehair #ChillinGrillinKillin #SundayFunday

[chrisotool]

What's a lion without his mane? #Guyswithlonghair #Growoutshowout #Lion #King #Longhairdontcare #Flowin #ChillinGrillinKillin

[chrisotool]

[chrisotool]

Missing Muskegon #Bliss

[browningtons-deactivated2018041]

[just--space]

What two black holes hitting each other looks like

js

[chrisotool]

Dogers/Tigers game with the old man (at Comerica Park)

[straightwhiteboystexting]

[stability]

more things like this in 2k17 please

[angelicguy]

goku is the least sexual being alive

[puke93]

I see your goku and raise you Wallas from wallas and grommit

[angelicguy]

wallas? fucking wallas?

[meatballmeatballspaghetti]

(from the “Dodge a Bullet” episode of Mythbusters)

*wind rustles*

*bullet fires, replays, funky music starts jammin*

Jamie: “I…dodged it!”

Adam: “ᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᴼᴼᴼᴼOOOOOᴼᴼᴼᴼᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ”

*funk maxes*

[brucebocchi]

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via checka_bookout)

[twitterlols]

[su-sketches]

when you open a new tab and can’t remember why

[twilightprincipessa]

when you close it and then remember why you opened it

[illinicoise]

when your son tricks you into driving him to a PowerLine Concert instead of a fishing trip

[firemen-deactivated20141022]

[gameofthronesdaily]