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[darkvoodoo23]

[okayqueer]

[fuffuster-deactivated20150719]

I’M SO GLAD THIS GOT A TON OF NOTES

[teratocybernetics]

THEY LOOK SO HAPPY TO BE HELPING

[nuevayor]

*remembers im attracted to men* unfortunate 

[just-shower-thoughts]

Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.

[blogtitletaken]

I know you’re being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny.

[castiel--for--king]

*leans over and whispers to person beside me* what are they talking about

[sonneillonv-deactivated20220218]

*leans over and whispers back*  Human ability to quantify and categorize natural phenomena is sketchy at best and wildly misleading at worst

[nonlinear-nonsubjective]

consider the coconut

[bemusedlybespectacled]

this reminds me of that time Plato defined humans as “featherless bipeds” and Diogenes ran in with a plucked chicken screaming “BEHOLD A MAN!”

[kascaban]

i love how you say “it reminds me of that time” like you were there.

[heartgemsona]

listen if an immortal feels brave and supported enough to come out we should respect them

[baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

This post is a journey

[virtuous-thing]

1 Reblog = 1 Respect

[dovewithscales]

I maintain that humans started attempting classify animals, and some god or another made the platypus, and is still laughing.

[eldbitch-horror]

Zeus: *hits joint* okay so like. It’s gonna have a duck bill right. But an otter body okay? And then a beaver tail. It’s a mammal. But. It lays eggs!

Hades: wait wait dude. Give it. Give it poison. Make it poisonous

[dovewithscales]

Athena: You mean venomous, and make sure the eggs have both reptile and bird traits. Hermes: *takes the joint* Give it extra senses. Poseidon: It should be aquatic.

[hyratel]

I MEAN where’s the lie

[dovewithscales]

Demeter: … And where exactly do you expect me to put this? Everyone: Australia.

[giada-luna]

Reblogging for that last exchange.

[succubitic-deactivated20150903]

i think everybody’s biggest regret is being like 5 when emo was popular

[djpaulyd]

Nothing ever made me feel old like this post just did

[favour-andgrace]

WHAT

[dashbeardconfessional]

😳😳😳😳

[thiscaringlark]

betty coming home from losing her virginity and having to help her mom clean up a dead body sums up this show pretty well.

[gstringofsuburbia-deactivated20]

in 1994 when green day first became famous, they invited pansy division, an openly gay punk band, to open for them for the entire dookie tour knowing full well the responses would be mixed. in 2016/2017, on their revolution radio tour, green day chose only female led punk bands to open for them to help create recognition for these artists in a male dominated scene. this band has always been using their voices for the right reasons and i love them so much for that.

[larry-david-lynch]

And Against Me! Is opening for them too! A band fronted by a trans woman! Fuck yeah Green Day

[frances-still-needs-her-revenge]

If I’m not mistaken, there was a prom somewhere that was cancelled one time because a lesbian couple wanted to go, so Green Day rented a venue and had a prom for them. Not sure about accuracy, my mom told me about that

[gstringofsuburbia]

yes this is true as well!! green day helped to fund and organize this second prom when the first one was cancelled. the second prom was actually open not only to the students of the school, but also to any other lgbtq+ students as well as supporters in the state of mississippi who wanted to attend as well!!

[paxpinnae]

Billy Joe Armstrong once literally leapt into the crowd at Green Day show and drop-kicked a guy who wouldn’t leave a girl alone.

[joekeerys]

[bitchycode]

roses are red, i’m going to bed

[kotenok-deactivated20240301]

sunday. the day of the lord. I’m really in the mood to suck a dick.

[melynskeys]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Animals are superchill because they have figured out that life has no meaning and in the long term nothing would matter so all they do is eat, fuck and chill.

[evxotica]

cause you told me that you’d never be afraid of heights again

[nocturnaldhampir]

[jennythompson]

[jessicabertolina]

Ben Barlow

[chaosacres]

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