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rummaging for an earl grey teabag like its a cigarette

“our age of bronze is collapsing” is this beautiful random burst of monty python dialogue amidst the drudgery of nolan’s vision and i think it should win the first-ever oscar for best solitary line

iphigeniacomplex

[wringing my hands as i look out my window directly overlooking wall street, watching the sun rise on october 29, 1929] aw fuck it’s the great depression

blemgoid

robbing the pharaos tomb but hes the broke pharaoh and theyres nothing to steal

blemgoid

and the picture of him on the sarcophagus he's turning his pockets out and shrugging

ostolero

everything in the natural order is either a miasma or a crystal

fishfilletinacan

batman the animated series will be like "the effects of mental illness, if left untreated, can cause even the most well-meaning man to hurt himself and others, and feel so helpless he turns to other methods to cope." and then the next episode is "what if the joker tried to copyright fish"

dogpuppy

segamascott

sapropel

Sometimes your bad coworker will be like "I can't do anything right & I ruin everything I touch :(" and you can't even comfort them because like damn. Yeah. You really can't do anything right and you do ruin everything you touch☝️

sapropel

HE'S GETTING FIRED. NEVER GIVE UP ON YOUR DREAMS!!!!!!!!!!

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by Bashō tr. Robert Bly

The temple bell stops -- but the sound keeps coming out of the flowers.

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“One of the poets, whose name I cannot recall, has a passage, which I am unable at the moment to remember, in one of his works, which for the time being has slipped my mind, which hits off admirably this age-old situation.”

— P.G. Wodehouse