How the Turntables

Not a fan of Chris Pratt I’ve just had this url for too long and I’m in too deep :/

[dankmemeuniversity]

[slushyseals]

Unmute!

[undercover-witch]

this seems like something that would legit happen in an abandoned fjord in Norway where the border between humans and the old gods is thin.

[itskobold]

ma'am its clear that this seal is a christian

[trying-to-fight-it]

[thevioletsunflower]

[video description: a seal lying on a beach with its head resting on the edge of the grass. As the camera approaches, the seal opens its mouth, presumably to make seal sounds, but instead of seal sounds the videographer has edited in the sounds of a men’s choir singing etherial music]

[kaijuno]

He’s not catholic that’s the Halo theme. He is a gamer smh

[sirblerginton]

[spacepsychologist]

OBSESSED with the fact that the halo soundtrack slaps so hard people thought it was legit a Catholic choir hymn.

[cypric-rat-hyperfixation]

[wertercatt]

*pushes the button and holds it down for an excessively long time before releasing it. and then waits*

[cypric-rat-hyperfixation]

[the-true-pink-ninja]

*presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the bu-

[oldblogbones-deactivated2022020]

[moved-2-sillyfunny]

*Just barely pushes down the button for a very short amount of time*

[grelliam]

[mageless]

*accidentally spills their water on the button and pressed it while trying to clean up*

[cypric-rat-hyperfixation]

[amvs]

can we send anon hate to landlords/brokers on listing sites. can we make that a thing

[amvs]

like this

[whitepeopletwitter]

Keep up the good work

[funnytwittertweets]

[nflstreet]

[whitepeopletwitter]

Sick burn bro

[juuneaux]

Star Wars is truly at its peak when the droids are practical and semi-shitty looking which is honestly just to say that I get an instant boost of serotonin when a gonk droid shows up

Look at this thing it sucks and I love it

[angremlin-deactivated20250312]

These things are literally batteries and they made them sentient, what an awful world lmao

[daughter-of-sapph0]

[starjasmines]

women in stem

women in petal and leaf

[romcommunist]

[wo2bzy1vl4-deactivated20220710]

when you see how expansive other ppl’s music taste is & whenever you share your music you feel like “yeah im obsessed with twinkle twinkle little star rn. the abc’s is so underrated. also i recently discovered baa baa black sheep”

[aesths-deactivated20220604]

[forestgreenlesbian]

Spined Feather, Jacques Brun

[konishiroku]

[alarmedpigeon]

what do i focus on here

[railroadsoftware]

try focusing on making you life and the lives of your loved ones better each and every day 

[powerfulwizard]

[gelledegg]

this is what ancient greek philosophy is like

[airandangels]

Diogenes driving a mobile home into the symposium to ruin Plato’s day.

[redchrominance]

"Behold, a van!"

[powerbottomblake]

big fan of the psychic war between tumblr and its users

[powerbottomblake]

the staff, banning nipples, gay people, gender, your mom: we WILL terminate this webbed site

us, having developed the social media equivalent of cockroach dna: