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Bless you true believers in lord jesus christ amen.

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We are Still Here and yes we regret a lot of things.

But we never regret praising Jesus Christ. 

Amen.

-Brother Timothy

[polyopoly]

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You can’t get tired when you have a gun.

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It’s nearly Christmas time so I wish to share some clean and fun songs for you to sing to each other and your neighbors.

“Eggnog is what’s up

Put Eggnog in my cup

Praise Jesus Christ”

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What have we been told? Again and again? The world is ending. And now that the world has ended, where are your sun gods? Your moon gods?

Accept your journey without squabble, as The Lord says. You can’t be too hasty!

[buggirls]

Guys I physically cannot

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You know if you just give it a try I assure you that it's not difficult to dressed heterosimplistically. Have you read part two because that's where things really get f*red up!

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@various anonymous sinners in my inbox

Ok listen I don't know how to clean stains off the chair of evil where something horrifying was summoned. You really need to contact someone else.

Brother Stan

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speaking of lifeless, static, and boring

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Hey how is Sister Susan doing. I am worried about her. I love her so much, and she is my inspiration.

Her C Levels are flipfloppy so she's still in iso + floor duty. But her knees are acquiring a healthy layer of scar tissue so she's not leaving even more stains on the gosh drat floor.

Keep her in your Mind and Soul and pray for her many times. She needs it.

Brother Paul

[ohnotom]

14 Outrageous Secrets That a Homosexual Will Never Tell You • ChristWire

This is possibly the best thing that has ever been written.

Ever.

[christwire]

Thank you. I'm glad you appreciate my favorite Article. It took a long time to find the proper photos for it and the research was invigorating. I'm saddened they've removed the article I insisted to Brother Jerome the photos were Not innapropriate.

[christwire]

If you’re going to send me messages, please put in some efforts into your ‘im teh D*vil’ diatribes. So far only 4/10 ramblings. Try harder folks

[senjukannon-deactivated20161112]

Christwire at its Christ-i-est.

[princessss-peach]

Want to look at something that'll piss you off?

http://christwire.org/2011/05/is-gay-contagious-20-ways-you-can-catch-it/

Seriously. Wat.

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I'm so sorry you become angry when you see The Truth.

[little-etf-things-blog]

Have you guys heard?

Apparently Max Green is an emosexual transgendered sorcerer of the Devil..

http://christwire.org/2011/12/max-green-emosexual-transgendered-sorcerer-of-the-devil/

Seriously, people are fucking ignorant.

[christwire]

No, you are ignorant for not opening your mind to this possibility. Zie very will could be a transemogendered D*vilchild.

[kingofokay-deactivated20180103]

No, I'm not actually going to bed. I'm going to sit on Christ Wire and cringe because my parents actually think this. Ow.

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#is this serious or not? #I can't tell

Dear Wincelin,

We are completely sinserious

yours in christ, christwire

[fifiaintapunkname]

Satan scepter

God’s pinky finger

Twiddle rompus

Twaddle stick

Flesh sword

Rod of life

DNA rifle

Colorado spitting viper

Master dangle

Tadpole torpedo

Life muscle

Fleshy Roman spear

Sin stick

Johnson’s little fishing buddy

Love lure

Dwaddle vein

Zulu chucking spear (this is for...

[bigmamaotachi-deactivated201509]

Has anyone seen this? Or am I late to the party?

best part…they call him "“Shamdrew Hussatan”

Fandom

what yall gotta say about this?

vvvvvvvvvvvvvvv  read here YOU’LL BUST A GUT

http://christwire.org/2011/11/the-works-of-evil-andrew-hussies-devil-worship/

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Dear Joy,

Glad you like the article

yours in christ, christwire