gaara naruto and sasuke share an apartment and they have a douchebag jar (new girl) where u put money in every time you act like a tool and naruto and sasuke could pay rent with the amount of coin theyre throwing into it
sasuke: [walks into the living room, wallet out, and instantly deposits twenty dollars into the jar] i cant find my fucking versace bag and i swear to god naruto if you fucked it up im going to murder you [leaves and slams the door to his room the KEEP OUT sign falling to the ground] naruto: ……. gaara: naruto……. naruto: i was just borrowing it i couldnt find my gym bag and i needed to carry my jock strap somehow gaara: jar
gaara, a boy who was born so rich that he could buy both sasuke and narutos shitty cars with his birthday money from when he turned twelve: do you really not have a favorite summer home? naruto, a boy who has eaten ramen for three weeks in a row and hasnt gone to the doctor since he was fourteen: are you implying that i have multiple summer homes? gaara: ……..you only have one summer home????? sasuke: JAR! MONEY IN THE JAR! AND MAYBE A WATCH OR TWO WHILE YR AT IT gaara: [embarrassed and regretful as he pays his dues] im sorry it wasnt my intention to alienate you. i know i had a sheltered upbringing and im still unlearning classist ideals so i apologize for any discomfort i caused with my thoughtless words. thank you for continuing to call me out for the ways i harm you. i really appreciate and respect you for this and ill strive for better in the future. naruto: sasuke: naruto: oh my god take your money back sasuke: booooooooo! naruto: why cant you just be an asshole like the two of us? sasuke: booooooooo you make the jar no fun boooooooooooo gaara: i dont. understand. sasuke and naruto: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO



















