Always Hyperfixating

After a long time away from tumblr, I am back. DND enthusiast who writes things occasionally.

[spielzeugkaiser]

Oh my god rockys job is beach-

[rika-mortis]

Life is beach

[chronic-escapee]

Absolutely inspired take thank you very much

[wolfythewitch]

all all all

[cheysu1i]

I don’t want to die

[astrugglingacademic]

The thing that hurts me the most in the book is that Ryland was kept conscious for MULTIPLE DAYS in a jail cell leading up to the launch but they still didn't pack him anything personal. Stratt could've called someone and had them pack a bag in an hour. They could've ferried him back to the states secretly to pack his own bag while under surveillance. But no, they kept him awake and aware that they were sentencing him to death and didn't even let him have any of his personal belongings.

[bludsheep2]

😭

[robindrake93]

what if the series ends with "this message is from a deceased crawler."

[chronic-escapee]

DO NOT PUT THAT IDEA INTO THE UNIVERSE HE HAS EYES EVERYWHERE HES LIKE THE SYSTEM AI HE WILL SEE IT

[asksloyxp]

Maybe if I just work harder, this empty cup will pour again

[shinyrock6498]

Maybe the cup needs a bit of time to rest and refill?

[asksloyxp]

Maybe the cup needs to lock the fuck in???

[zerkangar]

maybe the cup should be thrown to the floor and stomped on?

[maggienycto2]

I'm losing my mind-

[chronic-escapee]

“Roku’s fire had heated the ink used to tattoo Gyatso’s arrows.” - Excuse me Mr. Ribay what is your obsession with putting lines like this in this book just to TORTURE ME SPECIFICALLY??????

[lliveonthesunn]

every other week, my mom would make a giant pot of vegetable soup. she'd pack half of it in a tupperware and take it to her best friend's house. they both had three kids whose ages aligned. they'd lock us out of the house and go through each room, finding every piece of dirty laundry and then spend the afternoon keeping the washer and dryer running, folding and putting away each load while gossiping.

every alternate week, her best friend would come to our house with a tupperware full of chicken spaghetti. they'd stick us in front of a tv with a stack of disney vhs tapes and go through each room, finding every dirty dish, and then spend the afternoon at the kitchen sink, washing each dish by hand while gossiping.

it wasn't always soup and spaghetti and laundry and dishes. but it was almost always a meal and a chore. here is a night you don't have to cook dinner. here is a chore you can cross off your list. and here is a day you don't have to spend alone. because really food and friendship and a feeling of accomplishment are what we all need most.

[radfemart]

I appreciate the sentiment but I don't get all those "we made it to the longest night of the year! the light will start returning soon! it's all uphill from here & we're halfway there!" posts because like. Oct-Dec is the easier half of Winter. Jan-Apr is way harder. there's no big holidays or decorations, everyone is kind of over the whole Cozy Hygge Sweaters & Cocoa vibe so they're just tired & restless instead, and the whole thing is so drawn out & uneventful that it feels like it lasts 10x longer

[radfemart]

the cold season Oct-Dec:

the cold season Jan-Apr:

[chronic-escapee]

This is not made easier by January being the month that people decide to quit everything they love and use as coping mechanisms. Please. The reason you are mostly miserable during January is because you are (most often) starving yourself, fully sober when you aren’t used to it, and constantly exhausted. Be gentle on yourself during January please!!!

[innerchildabortionclinic]

(no beers in) I lack a lot of the traits people typically define as human and on occasion it haunts me

[aangarchy]

Katara: long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony

Roku, who's first mission as the Avatar was trying to get the earthkingdom to leave an island that killed every outsider that set foot on it because his best friend manipulated him into doing it and nearly risked war with both the island and the earthkingdom:

Kyoshi, who had to take down the biggest pirate clan in the world before even knowing she was the avatar, was chased after by someone she considered a friend, and after had to stabilize the earthkingdom from daofei and got involved in fire nation royal family drama:

Kuruk, who had his spirit corrupted and died an early death because of all the dark spirits he had to fight because they were attacking humans:

Yangchen, who had to stop a woman from taking over the entire shang system across four nations and had to face several combustion benders to do it, and also had to make sure the earthking or the chief of the watertribe didn't find out so they wouldn't try to use these people as a weapon, and lost her bison in the process:

[fallen-goldfishcracker]

Wyll is so fucking funny and no amount of acknowledgement about this could ever be enough. He's literally walking around being so casually hilarious completely under-the-radar. He calls Halsin a "thick hunk of an elf". He once accidently implied that he was fucking an ogre instead of killing it and then proceeded to absolutely stumble his way through explaining. He gets excited by Lae'zel talking about carnal pleasures. He canonically tells his pessimistic thoughts to shut the hell up. He volunteers to babysit Shadowheart's hypothetical werewolf babies as long as she gets him gloves. He tries to give Gale a hero moniker like his own. He jokes that his father, the Grand Duke of Baldur's Gate, can't spell. He calls Astarion "Mister Fangs". He makes up storybook chapter names for his own fucking adventures. As a child he got chased by the Flaming Fist for stealing fruit, nearly drowned trying to find mermaids in the harbor, and almost successfully broke into the Counting House. He reads monster erotica, and is not ashamed to tell you about it. He ranks eating pudding among life's greatest moments. He will, without shame and completely unprompted, meow at you. He is 24 years old.

[mabbbish]

how toph picks clothes

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i have a fun headcanon that the gaang describes colours of clothes to toph (not that she cares much to begin with lol, only if she asks) as expiriences!

[mabbbish]

suki’s not that great at it but toph understands her just fine

[tarantula-hawk-wasp]

Trapped in the talkative cycle