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Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 3 Part 7

Spock (Star Trek)

James (Pokémon)

Remaining time: 5 days 12 hours

get-in-losers-were-boldly-going

you can’t pick the default photo of Spock and then one of James aura farming: let’s make this equal

spock

James

Remaining time: 6 days 10 hours

#coming from a Star Trek blog btw #I see your point #but have you considered the broad spectrum of people that interact w OPs blog?#James is winning because of popularity across fandoms #and this is actually an interesting case of the aging of fandoms #because as new people enter the web of fandom #less and less people interact with older content #no matter how iconic a character is #more new people= less people who know spock well enough #just a bad matchup for spock man

starlightinthesun

If Ryland Grace doesn't become the next Tumblr Sexyman, im shipping myself to Erid to tell him the tradegy. VOTE RYLAND GRAVE FOR OUR 2026 TUMBLR SEXYMAN!!!!

chronicallyonlineteen

LOOK I do like Grace as a character a lot, but (and this is a hypocritical but) I’m really conflicted about a character played by Gosling winning. I’m gonna be PISSED AF if he wins when there’s a couple of better contenders still left. Not only that, my man Perry is now going to be out because of him!!! I’m going to feel as disappointed as the whole “I’m just Ken” disaster. He’s good but we can do better!!!

#at the end of the day #this is my personal opinion #I understand that not everyone is going to share it #and that’s okay!#but characters such as Kermit and Luigi deserve the crown #tumblr sexyman 2026 #I might just be affected by the tumblr sexypeople culture

leonkennedysprostate

all the daughters sold to one direction are being returned. they're all men now. or lesbians

arkred

This reads like a 10k post.

leonkennedysprostate

im immune to 10k posts. i got vaccinated

unyieldingsilence

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sexy-people-contests-2026

Hey OP, what do you mean you got vaccinated??

#10k post

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What month should we hold the tumblr Sexywoman Contest 2027?

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Voting ended onJun 12

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What month should we hold the Tumblr Sexyenby contest 2027?

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Voting ended onJun 13

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What month should we hold the Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2027?

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Voting ended onJun 14

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If you people make me run these contests back to back next year I’ll find a way to do it as annoyingly for everyone as possible don’t test me

chronicallyonlineteen

First thing that came to mind after seeing this post

#I swear I’m team October #spooky season deserves this

chronicallyonlineteen

It’s the tumblr sexyman time of the year once more (shoutout to @sexy-people-contests-2026 ) and so far the highlight of this year is how all the TVs are getting slaughtered. Like no hate to them but they never really stood a chance in sexyman polls. I kinda hope none of them pass the first round if only for the comedic value lmao

chronicallyonlineteen

I was sadly mistaken. There goes my highlight.. Mr. FUKING Ant Tenna went through. AND AS OF RIGHT NOW IS WINING HIS POLL???? Please im begging don’t let him win again Matt freaking Murdock. We can do better tumblr.

#PREV #sorry for the rgb stans #tumblr sexypeople #matt murdock #please #why is this round so painful #my favs will be all out and only rage bait will remain #not even joking #why is Luigi winning against Batman #lego batman #!!

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Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 2 Part 29

Luigi (Nintendo)

Lego Batman (The Lego Batman Movie)

Voting ended onJun 15

#batman #dcu #dc lego #lego batman #dc universe #all the tags #please the fandom is so big #we can do this #bruce wayne #ig???#only way this will breach containment #the lego batman movie

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Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 2 Part 21

Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)

Matt Murdock (Daredevil)

Voting ended onJun 15

Tenna fanart is by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

chronicallyonlineteen

Just who say my post and decided to fuck w me??? GUys please im crying vote Matt this time i do NEED the tv to lose

#matt murdock

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Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 2 Part 5

AM (IHNMAIMS)

James (Pokémon)

Voting ended onJun 15

chronicallyonlineteen

I totally forgot to do this last round and I know it’s late but better late than never!!

VOTE. JAMES. !!!!

If you’ve ever seen a pokemon episode or movie you know that team rocket is the real heart of the show, BUT what really makes them iconic is this diva!!

He canonically crossdresses a LOT (there’s a video compilation that lasts 5 minutes guys) and he’s never actually ashamed of it??? He’s so comfortable with gender i wish i were so cool.

And most importantly: the Team Rocket intro

As iconic as it is as it stands, the Spanish dub of it always runs freely through my head and makes me rewatch the first few seasons of Pokémon every few years just to hear the different iterations of the credo…

He’s voiced by José Antonio Macías, a.k.a Pepe Toño Macías, who is one of the biggest voice actors in the dubbing industry. This man has voiced some of the great ones in live and animated shows such as Capitan America in the MCU, Deadpool, Legolas for LotR, and two of the Madagascar penguins to say some examples. And it shows how great he is with the amount of small creative liberties he’s given. Have you ever heard about those people who learnt Spanish just to watch the Latino dub of Sherk? THIS is a dub you should learn Spanish for. He’s just so perfect I swear.

TLDR; Vote James even if you just dgaf about the results of this poll. He’s my baby pls!!!!

#tumblr sexypeople #james team rocket #you just don’t get it #he’s my baby #the bilingual struggle ):#propaganda #dubbing #pokemon

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Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 2 Part 8

Dr. Gregory House (House MD)

Aaravos (The Dragon Prince)

Voting ended onJun 15

#look at the tags #lmao #can’t say I disagree

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Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 13

Westley (The Princess Bride)

Michael Shelly (The Magnus Archives)

Voting ended onJun 8

Michael design by @mangozic

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The competition is fierce with this one

chronicallyonlineteen

THIS is what I’m talking about!!! This is the type of poll results that make me love sexyman june!

#tumblr sexyman #tumblr sexyman contest 2026 #and to think I regretted not voting Westley immediately #thank you tumblr #you fixed this in the best way possible

noimjustawiddlegobwin

What do you MEAN Perry the Platypus is in the goddamn Tumblr Sexyman Poll

chronicallyonlineteen

That’s HUMAN Perry the Platypus!!! I feel like I’m back in 2024 when I first discovered the dr Doofenshmirtz/Perry old man yaoi, uncle!Perry au!!

This is peak nostalgia! Lowkey hoping it brings back some of the hype if only for comedic purposes… if Stan winning last year proved something, it’s that those aus still have some potential in them

#tumblr sexyman contest 2026 #perry the platypus #perryshmirtz

It’s the tumblr sexyman time of the year once more (shoutout to @sexy-people-contests-2026 ) and so far the highlight of this year is how all the TVs are getting slaughtered. Like no hate to them but they never really stood a chance in sexyman polls. I kinda hope none of them pass the first round if only for the comedic value lmao

#tumblr sexyman #tumblr sexyman 2026 #sorry for the RGB stans #he might be og but the professor will always win #the year of the tv #(getting slaughtered)#rgb #professor utonium

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Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 84

Luigi (Nintendo)

Dick Grayson (DC)

Sirius (Brawl Stars)

Voting ended onJun 8

#tumblr sexypeople #all I’m saying is that he’s DC’s ass guys #but I get Luigi #feels so rigged😭#dick grayson

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Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 32

Darkstalker (Wings of Fire)

The 10th Doctor (Doctor Who)

Moondrop (Fnaf)

Voting ended onJun 8

#Doctor who? It’s David Tennant!!#jk #tumblr sexypeople #the only right answer #that time of year again #!!!!

transmascmarypoppins

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

cecilsrandomeverything

Broken notes… deactivated account… removed image….

Finally, we have them all.

spacefinch

In addition: OP’s name is just… gone. No “[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]” as is the standard for deactivated blogs.

Just the world “deactivated.” Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.

chatblancofficial

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

ra1ning--candies

Gotta love how the clips we have of season 3 of my adventure have reignited a lot of the punk!Kon love. My boy deserves more fans !!

His design also fits the animation perfectly<333

No hate to Jon but I have been PRAYING ON MY KNEES for good Kon tv media for ages and I have regained my faith now that for once he’s not going to get sidelined in favor of “Clark’s actual kid”. They both deserve love!!

Thank you DC, for giving me not one, but TWO(!!!) good Superman adaptations in the last couple of years. May you finally make up for the mess that is Injustice.

#dc #dc universe #kon el #maws season 3 #superman #finally good superhero media #where have you been #I have to hope that supergirl is just as good #i will crash the fuck out #if it sucks #dcu

gracielovesstuff

Tim Drake listens to Conan Gray. He cries and relates to every song (except burgerjesus and affluenza)

#I hope that moths fucked him up as bad as it did me #the whole wishbone album actually #but tbf if he WERE to listen to him it would be found heaven #boys and girls is so 80s-90s coded and so him

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