howdy

gay.

[tanrak]

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

[theoppositeofadults]

he snapped

[chronicbanter]

my crush's boyfriend is a douche

[chronicbanter]

Life is unfair and shit. Not just sometimes. All the time.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

It was my birthday party and my mom told me, “Nice of you to invite the ladies from choir to your party,” and I was like??? And then The Golden Girls stepped in, led by Betty White who brought more food. I was so shook that I woke up.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was in Minecraft, inside a forest and one of the trees was trying to convince the other trees that they should go on an adventure and all the other trees thought this was silly. The first tree went exploring, then jumped off a cliff into a lake and then all the trees and Peppa Pig (no idea why) were by the shore on an island listening to an anthropomorphised pig rap about boiled sausage.

[tristedesamor]

i only read the tags lmaoo caught me off guard

[chronicbanter]

i keep trying to tell myself that in fact i don’t ship camren because it’s disrespectful towards lj and cc but then i come onto tumblr and it’s all camren camren camren and i’m reblogging stuff and camren and i love it.

[chronicbanter]

tb to the time i got more than one note on one of my posts

[lumnch]

Tik tok was supposed to be vine 2 why did it instead become like the app equivalent of a haunted circus

[library-mermaid-blog]

Customers who get angry when I read them their total cost are so compelling to me. Take charge of your narrative, Janice. Be the hero of your own story. You are the one who is purchasing $113.67 worth of adult zen coloring books, Janice. It’s not me you hate, Janice. It’s not me.

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

FUCK silverfish

[daystxlker]

if those are the little bug things that look like centipedes yeah fuck em omfg

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

I HATE THEM SO MUCH

[daystxlker]

OH IN MINECRAFT I THOUGHT YOU MEANT. REAL ONES SLDKJFLSKDJLFSDF

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

wait

WHAT DO YOU MEAN REAL ONES

[booty-clappin-deactivated201807]

where do you think the name came from

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

i don’t know, tumblr user plump9000. i sort of thought they weren’t real, like endermen. or creepers.

[timurmurtazin]

>implying endermen aren’t real

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

really not liking what you’re implying buddy

[amosseleznev92]

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[pochowek]

[chronicbanter]

so yesterday i was listening to this song, but when i tried to restart it i accidentally removed it from my playlist.

now, it's at the top of my playlist, and whilst it's a good song and i enjoy listening to it, i don't want it at the top of my playlist because that means i have to press more than one button to listen to the jonas brothers. this is all very sad and i don't know how to deal with it.

[empresspinto]

hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.

also that your lunch tastes good, you find twenty dollars on the ground, and that thing coming up that you were dreading turns out not so bad

[loren-vance]

Passing this good karma

[pocketsofroses]

I reblogged this 3 days ago and my skin got clear and I got a message from a guy who refers to me as queen yesterday. Good karma vibes all around.

[blueastro-deactivated20170311]

ARE U FUCKING KIDDING ME I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY AND MY SKIN IS CLEAR AS F NOW

[tigerskinthong-deactivated20130]

[chronicbanter]

can someone pretty please write a Roger Taylor/Jennifer Aniston smut fanfic? I’ll love you forever.

[chronicbanter]

or ben hardy/young jennifer

[chronicbanter]

can someone pretty please write a Roger Taylor/Jennifer Aniston smut fanfic? I'll love you forever.

[xmathlas-deactivated20250908]

Them: you can’t just fall in love with every girl you ever lay eyes on

Me:

[valtsv]

character in a fight scene: *restrains their opponent by pinning them against the wall by their wrists*

me:

[icantwritegood]

character in a fight scene: *pins their opponent down by straddling their waist and holding their wrists to the floor*

me:

[ladylike-foxes]

character in a fight scene: *lifting their disarmed opponent’s chin slightly with the business end of their weapon*

me:

[g3ncyho3]

character in fight scene: *pins down the opponent and leans in close to whisper in their ear*

me:

[amarriageoftrueminds]

character in a scene who is wresting a close friend just for funsies, just foolin’ around, but is now out of breath and laughing shakily whilst pinning them: *slowly stops laughing and flicks their gaze up and down their friend’s face*

me: