Aliens, Eat My Ass

Ao3 user @chronictonsillitis if that wasn’t obvious I have not updated the title of my blog since like 2013 and I do not intend to bc why mess with perfection?

[maidthings]

In fairy culture its actually considered extremely rude to inject them with formaldehyde and pin them to a corkboard

[artsyolivia]

[x--self-love--x]

[vilikis-silvermoon]

[pocket-deer-belly]

[savage-sinister]

I really don't understand how "without getting kudos or comments a fanfiction author is going to assume that people who clicked their fic didn't like it" became a controversial take.

I don't know why some people think an author should imagine, or guess that people who click their fic enjoyed it it when nobody is telling them that.

If you're re-reading a fic constantly, or leaving it up in your tab so that it re-loads every day for a hundred days the author is not going to know that unless you tell them. They'd love to hear it. It would make their day.

And if you don't tell them you liked their fic, there's no reason for them to assume you did.

[gabrielislovegabrielislife]

Me checking on one of my beloved ao3 fics that hasn't been updated since 2017

[sotangledupinit]

so like….. are bellarke sharing sleeping quarters in polis? or are they just chilling and chatting about their days late into the night? asking for a friend.

[bellamynochillblake]

platonically sharing a bed and cuddling to sleep better….PLATONICALLY

[sleepy-bebby]

There’s a scientific journal called “Get me off Your Fucking Mailing List”.

In 2005, computer scientists David Mazières and Eddie Kohler created this highly profane ten-page paper as a joke, to send in replying to unwanted conference invitations. It literally just contains that seven-word phrase over and over, along with a nice flow chart and scatter-plot graph.

An Australian computer scientist named Peter Vamplew sent it to the International Journal of Advanced Computer Technology in response to spam from the journal. Apparently, he thought the editors might simply open and read it.

Instead, they automatically accepted the paper — with an anonymous reviewer rating it as “excellent” — and requested a fee of $150. While this incident is pretty hilarious, it’s a sign of a bigger problem in science publishing. This journal is one of many online-only, for-profit operations that take advantage of inexperienced researchers under pressure to publish their work in any outlet that seems superficially legitimate.

[evilwizard]

president whispering obelisk has declared “the death of all light” and “executive control over the weeping”

[bogleech]

Just remembered when I was a child I found a christian webpage arguing that hydrothermal tube worms support the existence of hell because of something in the bible about hell having demonic worms in it that eat your soul and I wrote a lengthy angry email about how tube worms can't be connected to evil because they are beautiful gentle beings who cannot hurt anything and just sway peacefully forever sustained by the vent itself, the most innocent creature there coupd ever be.

They never responded to me so obviously I hope they DIED. fucking bastards !!!! 😡😡😡

[i-am-a-fish]

I'm suffering from great pain today. special dinner: ibuprofen sandwich

[pukicho]

Biodiversity is bad, actually. I think there should be one big bug that rules everything.

[hellsitegenetics]

U A C U G U U G A C C C

NO FUCKING RNA 🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫 NOT ALLOWED 🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫

[leofwines-deactivated20250831]

[poppykru]

On Our Knees (We Pray For Peace) by @chronictonsillitis

This art was made for and prompted by @chronictonsillitis to @t100fic-for-blm.

The donation for this prompt was made to the Community Justice Action Fund. The Community Justice Action Fund is a nonprofit organization building power for and with communities of color to end gun violence. CJAF is changing the conversation on gun violence prevention by leading with the people closest to the pain of everyday gun violence. Donate here.

As a reminder, our great initiatives is closing doors on April 30th. We currently stand at $9k raised, and we would love to make it to $10k. With the recent of the news, it is more important and evident than ever that our voices matter, our actions matter. Let’s make this a final push for t100ficforBLM and a continuous one for BLM to make a difference!!!

Wanna help BLM and get custom fanwork? Prompt us.

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[dicklessthewonderclown]

no matter what your most embarrassing moment in life is, at least it’s not having fucking chat gpt write fanfic for you bc you’re too lazy to do it yourself

[izzy-mccalla]

rip mythbusters you would've loved destroying cybertrucks

[chronictonsillitis]

First time on tumblr in uhhhh years and not only is the porn back it’s getting recommended???? Wild time to be alive