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@chronicwhorebatman
the thing about batjokes that is SO compelling to me is that batman was the one that chased not-yet-joker into acid. thatâs the only thing #myjoker can remember from Before. no joker origin story ever vibes with me as well as âbatman is the only thing joker can rememberâ. everything is about batman except batman who is the sole embodiment of the past and the future at the same time
me: if you're stuck on a scene, the problem is likely further back than you think
me after i get stuck on a scene for two days and realise the problem is further back than i thought:
bruce is so shippable with everyone because itâll all end one day. bruce is a doomed romance because heâs married to gotham. in the end heâll always choose gotham. he believes that gotham is worth saving more than he believes in anything else in the world
âwhy doesnât batman just kill the jokerâ heâs in love with him next question
i think a fundamental part of what makes clois work so well is that lois knows both clark and superman. she knows them both!! and on top of that, she has romantic tension with both of them. because upon finding out his dual identity, it can either go two ways: clark kent is actually superman or superman is actually clark kent. but if you know and love both of them, they sort of slot together. and i do think this is absolutely crucial to any long lasting clark relationship: someone that understands both him and superman as the same man, and doesn't value one identity over the other.
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to be completely clear: they fixed arkham's breakout problem with fucking pizza day?
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it's been three weeks since anyone broke out. not even the joker.
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never mind we can't have good things. thanks for cancelling it and getting immediately thirty breakouts
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did any of you see what batman did to poison ivy. choking. with his thighs. did any of you guys see this. hey. hey did a
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can anyone actually stand bruce wayne. like. please tell me you're all joking. that man is a billionaire with a billion dollars of botox
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can anyone actually hate bruce wayne. like. please tell me you're all joking. that man is a billionaire trying to save our lives
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oh and i've gained a mirror self. thanks tumblr
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â ď¸JOKER BREAKOUT THIS IS NOT A DRILLâ ď¸
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good news guys! i know where the joker's base is!
bad news guys! it's next door to me.
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i have an idea more proactive than the gcpd
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already done that đ
đgothamite-confessions
haha nice. nice fake account there dude. this is fake right
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idk why i bother venting on this site :/ all my posts flop except my gay yearning ones and batman isn't even ON this webbed site so it doesn't matter anyway
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HWTA
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HSJKJDHJDH is anyone watching the bruce wayne talk show thingy right now. i'm. i think bruce has just confessed to sleeping with harvey dent AFTER he became two face
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bestie WHAT
đgothamite7
beloved mutual i will of course attempt to sum this up for you in memes
i promise i'm not making this up. he booked the flight mid interview. he was making eye contact with kent
đ¤gothamite12
WHAT
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@ not-the-joker ?
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guys im. im losing it a little bit. does anyone. does. does anyone
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sorry i couldn't figure out how to say it. here's a meme
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NO???? NO WE DO NOT FUCKING REMEMBER THAT??????
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so. in summary,
đarkhambreakoutwatch Follow
the joker had been recaptured! however, clayface has escaped
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that was quick. joker's out again though đand there's been a blackgate breakout
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please it's been on for three days and three nights it's short circuiting the electricity grid
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bestie how powerful is the batsignal
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compliation of my best batman themed memes to celebrate the joker's re-recapture
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EVERYONE SAY THANK YOU BRUCE WAYNE
đ¤Łđ¤Łđ¤Łđ¤Ł nah cause why this got more bangers than my actual dash
because i'm very funny <3
đarkhambreakoutwatch
joker escape from arkham but no dead guards? be careful out there
đgothamsworstsoldier
LOVING the mayorâs new purple look
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wow haha the mayorâs making an announcement at 1am?? no thanks iâm going to sleep
đ¤gothamite12
why the fuck has the mayor decreed that the batman has to legally marry joker? bro heâs a vigilante he works outside the law
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shadows on the wall
read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/aPYjvSR by batsyjokes (goldenzingy46) Batman visits Jonathan Crane for information. Words: 328, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: DCU, Batman (Comics) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Characters: Jonathan Crane, Bruce Wayne Additional Tags: Vignette, GOD knows how to tag this, No Plot/Plotless, Moment in time, i'd love to tag this "slice of life" but that implies more domesticity, having said that, this is kind of what scarecrow's life is like let's be real, slightly creepy, don't worry guys i'm just archiving a small fic i did as a character explanation for an rp read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/aPYjvSR
i know there are comic panels where batman is called prettyboy out there and i will find them and purchase the comic. quality not needed
batman is not always better with kids you stupid fuck you just have different preferences to some people.
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joker escape from arkham but no dead guards? be careful out there
đgothamsworstsoldier
LOVING the mayorâs new purple look
đ¤ gothamseepiestsoldier
wow haha the mayorâs making an announcement at 1am?? no thanks iâm going to sleep
đ¤gothamite12
why the fuck has the mayor decreed that the batman has to legally marry joker? bro heâs a vigilante he works outside the law
đŚ batman
@ not-the-joker đ
it IS really funny when a batfam blog finds my posts. sorry guys i don't care for bruce's parenting skills i think he should fuck the joker
gotham city dashboard simulator
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to be completely clear: they fixed arkham's breakout problem with fucking pizza day?
đarkhambreakoutwatch
it's been three weeks since anyone broke out. not even the joker.
đarkhambreakoutwatch
never mind we can't have good things. thanks for cancelling it and getting immediately thirty breakouts
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did any of you see what batman did to poison ivy. choking. with his thighs. did any of you guys see this. hey. hey did a
đdailygothammemes Follow
đbrucewaynehater Follow
can anyone actually stand bruce wayne. like. please tell me you're all joking. that man is a billionaire with a billion dollars of botox
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can anyone actually hate bruce wayne. like. please tell me you're all joking. that man is a billionaire trying to save our lives
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oh and i've gained a mirror self. thanks tumblr
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â ď¸JOKER BREAKOUT THIS IS NOT A DRILLâ ď¸
đgothamite-life-is-pain-deactiva
good news guys! i know where the joker's base is!
bad news guys! it's next door to me.
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i have an idea more proactive than the gcpd
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already done that đ
đgothamite-confessions
haha nice. nice fake account there dude. this is fake right
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idk why i bother venting on this site :/ all my posts flop except my gay yearning ones and batman isn't even ON this webbed site so it doesn't matter anyway
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HWTA
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HSJKJDHJDH is anyone watching the bruce wayne talk show thingy right now. i'm. i think bruce has just confessed to sleeping with harvey dent AFTER he became two face
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bestie WHAT
đgothamite7
beloved mutual i will of course attempt to sum this up for you in memes
i promise i'm not making this up. he booked the flight mid interview. he was making eye contact with kent
đ¤gothamite12
WHAT
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@ not-the-joker ?
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guys im. im losing it a little bit. does anyone. does. does anyone
đbrucewayneswife
sorry i couldn't figure out how to say it. here's a meme
đgothamsworstsoldier Follow
NO???? NO WE DO NOT FUCKING REMEMBER THAT??????
đbrucewayneswife Follow
so. in summary,
đarkhambreakoutwatch Follow
the joker had been recaptured! however, clayface has escaped
đarkhambreakoutwatch
that was quick. joker's out again though đand there's been a blackgate breakout
đdailygothammemes Follow
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please it's been on for three days and three nights it's short circuiting the electricity grid
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bestie how powerful is the batsignal
đchronicwhorebatman Follow
compliation of my best batman themed memes to celebrate the joker's re-recapture
Read More
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EVERYONE SAY THANK YOU BRUCE WAYNE
đ¤Łđ¤Łđ¤Łđ¤Ł nah cause why this got more bangers than my actual dash
because i'm very funny <3
the thing for me about batman live adaptations is the costuming is really important to me and will affect my desire to watch the movie. forget batman he can be in whatever stupid fucking outfit you want but like. you gotta actually put his rogues gallery in their signature clothing.
iâm not just being pretentious about this eitherâa lot of their characterisation comes down to their performance, especially joker! if you canât keep his makeup neat and his hair tidy and his costume as a well-kept three piece purple suit What Are You Fucking Doing Here. where is his tailcoat! where are the vaudeville vibes! failure to do this is, to me, a failure to understand the joker, and why heath ledger and joaquin phoenix are unwatchable to me (besides the joker film being about like. a different guy stealing the name). changing the jokerâs makeup to be more traditionally âcircusâ also doesnât work for me. where is his neatly applied lipstick why is that messy facepaint ARGH
itâs also why i havenât watched the batman despite everyone telling me itâs very good because i do find the riddlerâs grunge look unwatchable. like. where is his outfit. changing that fundamentally affects the character. and i think that you absolutely can work things with brighter colours into a grimdark aesthetic
i think a fundamental part of what makes clois work so well is that lois knows both clark and superman. she knows them both!! and on top of that, she has romantic tension with both of them. because upon finding out his dual identity, it can either go two ways: clark kent is actually superman or superman is actually clark kent. but if you know and love both of them, they sort of slot together. and i do think this is absolutely crucial to any long lasting clark relationship: someone that understands both him and superman as the same man, and doesn't value one identity over the other.
people still donât understand batmanâs rogue gallery and what they represent to him. hollywood i will kill you. listen: each batman villain challenges a different aspect of his character and/or philosophy, and it is why grim dark batman was never meant to work
joker: chaos and order.
the foil to batmanâs suppressed madness. bruce is discipline; none is above the code and justice. âyouâre just one bad day away from being like meâ WRONG!! bruce wayne has not had a good day since he was 10 years old. every good thing that happens to him is followed by 100 bad things. he is the universeâs punching bag. and yet he persists, does he not? does he not still believe in goodness in spite of it all? suck my dick joker he does not think of you AT ALL you are nuisance to him he wants to spend the one day off he has every year with his family and friends and you had to ruin it with ur lame jokes and terrorist attacks
riddler: obsession and intellect.
the foil to batmanâs ego. bruce wayne is one of the smartest people in the world, by way of writer favouritism. wdym you outsmarted brainiac, a being of pure intelligence, just because ur the authorâs favourite pretty princess? alright king whatever u say. but he never lets it rule him. his intelligence is a tool to of protection; itâs a shield, not a sword. heâd never raise it against the innocent. edward uses his intelligence to prove superiority, that he is better. he is batman without humility, and that is why he will always lose, because intelligence is nothing without wisdom
the penguin: wealth and corruption.
the foil to batmanâs class. theyâre both billionaires, Gothamite socialites. oswald embraces his privilege and uses it to oppress the poor. bruce wayne understands his privilege and uses it to pull others up. âyou wear a mask tooâ yeah and itâs prettier than urs u ugly bitch. oswaldâs socialite mask is a polished classy persona that disguises his inner evil. bruceâs socialite mask is just a himbo and remains true to his desire to help people
mr freeze: love and grief.
foil to batmanâs ability to move on from the past. victor fries cannot let go of his wife and makes it everybody elseâs problem. this is also the philosophy of grimdark batman, which is why it cannot apply to batmanâs true character. bruce wayne is traumatized from his parentsâ deaths, but it also inspired him to become the person who he wished had saved him in that alley. how many times has he looked into the eyes of a scared child on patrol and saw himself? he became the saviour for his 10 year old self left in that alleyway. he was able to heal; yes, his parents deaths has shaped him into the man he is, thatâs literally what life does. healing doesnât mean the grief will shrink, but your world grows bigger around it. he has a family again, built by his own hands
scarecrow: fear and power.
the foil to batmanâs darkness. batman is iconic for instilling crippling terror into others by a mere look, psychics hate him because his mind is a screaming hellscape, he dresses like a bat because when he was a kid he fell into a hole filled with bats and he associates it with fear. jonathan uses fear to control the helpless, bruce instills fear in evil to protect the righteous. âyouâre just as ruled by fearâ WRONG!!! batman is ruled by love. itâs not fear that powers him when he drags his mangled, half-dead body off the streets at every dawn to go home for a costume change and immediately go to a charity gala for disadvantaged youths named after his street-rat son. itâs not fear that inspired him to keep lollipops in his utility belt for the children he saves. itâs not fear that makes him do the same old shit of throwing you fuckers into that useless max security prison twice a week after getting his shit rocked, knowing full well heâd have to do it again in a few days, instead of just killing you.
two-face: duality and justice.
the foil to batmanâs divided self. harvey started off as a batman, a lawyer wanting to do good. his trauma split him, but bruce integrated it into himself. bruce wayne does not reject his pain, he lets it shape him and he asks himself: âok that sucked. how do i make sure nobody else will experience that?â harvey dent is completely split, indecisive in his morality, good and evil depends on the flip of a coin. but batman? people say that bruce wayne is the mask and batman is his true self. dawg do u think his kids call him batman? thatâs some shit heâd say in his 20s when he was figuring himself out but heâs a middle aged father now and his children would drag him to filth if he says his black-leather bat fursona is his âtrue selfâ. they are all him. brucie wayne isnât completely his mask either, because itâs the persona he uses to fuck with rich people and you know full well heâd delights in that to the bottom of his heart
his rogue gallery is a mirror to each aspect of himself. everything high-brow reddit bros and zack snyder says about batmanâs edgy true self is literally disproven by the people batman spends his life trying to save. heâs not on the edge of villaindom; he stares his inner evil that takes on the faces of broken people in the eyes every night and says âthis isnât the way forwardâ
what i really want to see in a batman story is gotham starting out as a normal if gloomy city and over the years slowly growing more home to the mob and then to supervillains (i.e., early story years are a place where you COULD lawyer your way through; intermediate period is what happened to harvey dent) until it becomes the place where they don't bother giving out parking tickets and shit because everyone's dealing with supervillains
