The Bringer of Light

Call me Gwen 28 they/them

[basil-mage]

Endless cycle

[meow-moment]

Early Adventure Time Episode: finn discovers a squirrel that can burp like a human and names it Burpin Mike. he uses Burpin Mike to prank jake, but takes the prank too far and learns a lesson about boundaries.

Late Adventure Time Episode: Burpin Mike's burping talent has netted him a lucrative career as a political spokesperson in the candy kingdom. the job brings him success, but he hates himself for selling out his talent. he is depressed, and at one point is implied to be suicidal. none of Adventure Time's main characters appear in the episode.

[kirbymongerr]

Be accurate, Finn and Jake are seen once from a distance having an idle conversation or just making noises together for fun, Burpin Mike looks on and almost goes to join his old friends, but as a political spokesperson Starchy has him arguing that the Candy Kingdom needs to invest in itself rather than hiring outside heroes like Finn and Jake, and the guilt of publicly speaking against them makes him stay away from the chance to reconnect with them. The episode either ends either with Burpin Mike staring longingly out the window of hid high rise candy apartment, Finn and Jake's treehouse visible in the distance and his harrowed expression in the mirror as he burps once, or with him tearing off his fancy suit live on TV and saying "I don't. Want to do any of this junk anymore. I noticed it was jamming up my happy gland in a bad ways, so." Then shrugging and scampering off

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[captain-price-returns]

[redstonedust]

its actually easy to de-enshittify your digital experience all you need to do is install this browser extension and this browser extension and this browser extension and input this custom script into the advanced box and go into your system settings and reconfigure all these options you didnt know existed and change your entire workflow and switch to this alternative operating system and this alternative web browser and this alternative chat client and this alternative word processor and this alternative- sorry that one turned out to be malware delete that one okay now double check your task manager for unwanted background processes and element block these ads and invest in a good VPN and append all your searches with AI blocking keywords and wait a few years until everything you just did becomes shitty too so you can do it all over again okay kitten. its literally that easy.

[segamascott]

[angels-all-sin]

“ask me about” button PNGs credit not necessary but appreciated!

[yandere-angela]

[stardella]

Blooky’s wacky family drama

[thememedaddy]

[gaycop]

STOP SANITIZING THE INTERNET

[mossdftba]

@putting-swears-back-in-images

[putting-swears-back-in-images]

[captain-price-returns]

[doomtemparts]

one of my friends in a discord server was talking about how they were nervous about their first scheduled acupuncture appointment. another friend offered to do a tarot reading for them. sent this picture.

[captain-price-returns]

[yellow-cat]

im not really worried about aging because im only going to become hotter and more insane the older i get

[targetedknowledge]

[frankiesbullshit]

someone tell OP i did it, i spent about 3 hours on it

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

One flag to rule them all

[lornasallydane]

Computer. Iris by the goo goo dolls. Loud enough to kill.

[halles-comet]

it's so interesting to see how people's racism warps their sense of time because i've seen so many anti-mamdani posts that are like "well if he's such a good muslim what did he do to help the city on 9/11" and it's like