And Everything Nice

I'm Viola, but you can call me a total mess. 27. I go by she/her. Math is cool. Girls are cool too. ~ Icon by celihime ~

[swagvo1d]

[wiremotherworshipper-deactivate]

"i just don't like masculine women" literally i'm so sorry for you loss. i hope you get well soon

[mint-swirl]

i’m on that weird shit. i’m jacking odd. disturbating. creeping my meat

[mint-swirl]

*scared* what’s gonna happen on june tenth

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

got mistaken for a little dog and a milf put me in her purse

[pjackk]

Wat does frick my bean mean

[pjackk]

Yes master

[mercuryfountain-deactivated2024]

Women light up the world. That's why it's called Broad daylight.

[wintercorrybriea]

[abbiistabbii]

The Germans really cooked making "Hobbyless behaviour" an insult. It is both devastating, applicable to a wide range of people and behaviours, and doesn't resort to swearing.

Man ranting on the internet about the Superbowl halftime show or complaining that something is "woke"? Hobbyless Behaviour. Girls mocking another girl for not looking right? Hobbyless Behaviour. Mindless vandalism? Hobbyless Behaviour.

It is more powerful than "get a life" or the English "You're Sad" because it gets to the central point of the matter, and that is wonderful. Danke, Deutsch.

[niteowel]

Broke: “jobless behavior” the job market is tough, life is hard, a person’s value isn’t dependent on their employment status

Woke: “hobbyless behavior” if you don’t have anything better to be doing than being an asshole i am actually judging you. Pick a thing to do and sincerely care about it.

[bananatwinky]

[mousidy]

🤯 wowwww she's so pretty!!! ...u-uhm but I don't have a skinniness fetish or anything 😨

[mousidy]

I swear I don't have a cis kink I just think sigourney weaver looks good 😰 I don't slorp my shit to cissy porn I hope you're not thinking that 😢

[mousidy]

anyways it's normal to find fat people attractive. it's normal to find trans people attractive. oh my goodness you love human bodies. I'm so shocked

[ttaibhse]

i’m undiagnosing everyone’s everything. congratulations we are all free

[raccoonskoodilypoopdungeon]

this is a conservative talking point

[ttaibhse]

do you have any more important dispatches from the poop dungeon

[cheaphalloweencostume]

domming is great until you hit a decision fatigue wall likeeeeee i think youre a fucking grownup and you can decide whether to cum or not on your own. be proactive for once

[cheaphalloweencostume]

disturbing amount of people being like “you’re a bad domme you don’t deserve to domme” girl ur a bad comedy audience you don’t deserve to heckle get outta here

[cheaphalloweencostume]

do you really think im in the middle of sex going “actually you know what? figure it out for yourself.”

[cheaphalloweencostume]

me sucking dick until i get bored

[thememedaddy]

[zegalba]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

nobody tells you this growing up as a sped kid: not only are you not unintelligent compared to the average person, but you will meet people with degrees who still manage to be morons. despite these truths, you will continue to worry that you will never measure up to your peers forever

[cycle-of-ending]

this truth hit me while i was being involuntarily institutionalized: intelligence is a social construct. It's a measure of conformity to the particular mental models, knowledge, and social performances valued by the powerful people in our society. you're not "unintelligent" so much as you are devalued for surviving differently. And the world should change for you.

[innerchildabortionclinic]

AND THE WORLD SHOULD CHANGE FOR ME

[heyniceworkasshole]

[heyniceworkasshole]

[muckmagister]

[freakoutgirl]

how to do things that everyone else seems to do no problem

[hellyeahrihannafenty]

Tom Holland does Rihanna’s “Umbrella” on Lip Sync Battle

[dr0wnedperfectionist]

I’m literally zendaya reacting like he didn’t have to go that hard and yet..

[kiera-jpg]

if this comes up on my dash and i don’t reblog it - just assume im dead