ik nobody's talking about these songs anymore but I've been thinkin about this ship ever since ERB came out so... I call this "Confessions of a Rotten Ego Renegade Boy" because it's dumb and it fits them
genuinely obsessed w this concept now might draw these gay sillies more
its so scary making plans with new friends. what if i suggest something stupid and we have a terrible time and they find out im a fraud and not a real human being
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originally i set out to draw how gnomes would dress and integrate themselves with their 'host' species, like gnomes who live with humans vs gnomes who live with dwarves vs gnomes who live with trolls etc but then i got really into thinking about gnome adaptation and evolution. i've been watching that new season of prehistoric planet. adaptation is so Neat. so here we have 6 varieties of gnomes!
in the top middle are your common urban gnomes, the kind who'll live quietly under your floorboards and in your walls. the gnomes i've been drawing (and applecore) are common urban gnomes. they've adapted to living with bigger species to the point of requiring them, and would not do well if you dropped them in the woods. whether you consider them pests or guests depends on the kind of person you are, but they're generally preferred to rats, as they're much cleaner and don't shit everywhere.
on the top left we have fancy gnomes. the breeding of gnomes for certain traits is dubiously ethical, given their sapience, but it's been practiced for so long that it's a bit too late to do anything about it, and fancy gnomes are too babybrained to live in the wild. fancy gnomes have had the males' aggression largely bred out. it's not unheard of for fancy females to escape, become queens, and establish colonies with urban gnomes, so urban gnomes with surprising patterns may have fancy gnome ancestry (kind of like when you see pigeons with fancy speckling)
top right we have common wild gnomes, who live in woodlands, prairies, meadows, etc in burrows in the ground. they're completely capable of living without larger species, though it's normal to find them near farms. farmers generally leave them be for similar reasons to above. they're better than rats, and will in fact kill and eat other pests like insects. wild gnome queens are actually not so much larger than the regular females, but they're all larger than males. unlike urban gnomes, whose males rarely leave the queens boudoir, male woodland gnomes participate in scavenging and colony activities outside of mating.
bottom left are desert gnomes, inspired by jerboas and kangaroo rats. the male's ruff is noticeably downsized due to the heat of their environment. male desert gnomes are like urban gnomes, in that their mating runs involve aggressively infiltrating nests and getting past the rest of the colony, but unlike urban gnomes, they don't stay afterward. they get the fuck back out to go try it again somewhere else.
in bottom center, we have snow gnomes (snomes). due to the cold, females grow ruffs as well, and all of them have winter/summer coloring. aggressive male mating behavior is not worth the energy expenditure and doesn't help with survival, so rather than make desperate runs and kill each other, males will move from colony to colony to mate with queens, and then peacefully move on. keeps the gene pool varied. they're very cute to see waddling in lines through the snow.
and finally tree gnomes on the bottom right, who are all aggressive and feral little freaks regardless of sex, and don't even form colonies. males will mate with as many females as possible during their season and then it's every gnome for themself afterward, with females being left to care for the pups by themselves.
Look. I didn't want to say anything because it's kind of a touchy subject, but the dragon doesn't actually take these "brides" back to its lair full of riches and add them to a harem. Okay? It's a big fucking lizard with a brain the size of an orange, it just roasts and eats them.
Now come on, get those chains off. Where did you even get these? Oh you made them? See that's the kind of craftsmanship the village needs you for. We'll have a big orgy after the ritual and if you want a bunch of us will dress up as dragons and take turns having a go at you. It'll be nice, you'll see.
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