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Hi, I'm Ivar {TheBoneless}And my journey through being a modernized viking. nature is power.

[sarahmaesantos-deactivated20191]

Please Help! 

My Aunt Sarah (48 yrs old) a Domestic Helper in Hongkong suffers from Breast Cancer, We are seeking some assistance financially for her medical needs.

She was diagnosed last month September 3, 2019 and we are needing much help for financial because of the expenses in her medical needs and the hospital. Currently the doctor told us to get her a surgery asap which cost 50,000 php - 250,000 php (1,000-5,000$).

We don’t have much family members that provide us that amount of money or people who can help us in this time, Please pray for us and her recovery.

Please spread this post! Thank you! 

Please send your donations to our paypal account paypal.me/helpsarahmae

[boys-and-suicide-deactivated201]

Reblog if you can proudly admit you've never sent anon hate.

[missmentelle]

This is a big, giant list of Youtube tutorials that will teach you all the basic life skills you need to know in order to be a functional adult. There are a lot of important skills that aren’t included in this list, but this should be enough of a basic guide to get you started and prevent you from making a total mess of yourself. Happy adulting! Household Skills:

How to unclog a toilet without a plunger

How to fix a blown fuse

How to fix a leaky faucet 

How to clean soap scum from your tub and shower

How to escape from a house fire

How to make a budget and stick to it

How to sharpen a knife

How to clean a self-cleaning oven

How to clean red wine stains from carpet

How to clean blood stains from fabric

How to clean grease stains from fabric

How to do a load of laundry

How to iron your clothes

How to test your smoke detectors

Cooking Skills:

How to tell if produce is ripe

How to know if food is expired 

How to properly sanitize a kitchen

How to cook an egg

How to make rice

How to make pasta

How to put out a kitchen grease fire safely

How to use a gas stove

How to use a convection oven

How to cook meat safely

How to use a stand mixer

How to use kitchen knives properly

How to make mashed potatoes

How to make grilled cheese sandwiches 

Health Skills:

How to stop bleeding

How to treat a burn 

How to do CPR (on an adult)

How to do CPR (on a child)

How to do CPR (on a baby)

How to help someone who is choking

How to save yourself if you are choking alone

How to read a nutrition label

How to treat frostbite

How to recognize when someone is having a stroke

How to maintain a healthy sleep schedule

Mental Health Skills:

How to calm down during a panic attack

How to help someone who is suicidal 

How to meditate 

How to stop self-harming

How to recognize problem drinking

How to choose a therapist

How to deal with disappointment

How to cope with grief

How to raise your self-esteem

Relationship and Social Skills:

How to apologize

How to cope with a breakup 

How to accept criticism 

How to deal with bullying 

How to argue in a healthy way

How to ask someone out

How to break up with someone

How to recognize an abusive relationship

How to rekindle a damaged friendship

How to speak in public

Job Hunting Skills:

How to tie a tie

How to write a resume

How to write a cover letter

How to dress for a job interview (for women/femmes)

How to dress for a job interview (for men/masculines)

How to properly shake hands

How to nail a job interview

Other Skills:

How to sew on a button 

How to hammer a nail

How to change your oil

How to put gas in your car

How to jump-start a car

How to pick a good password

How to back up your files

How to write a cheque

[la-petitefille-deactivated20210]

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“She is water, powerful enough to drown you, soft enough to cleanse you, deep enough to heal you…” - Adrian Michael ♡

[chronoviking]

Tap to see the meme - https://ifunny.co/fun/KFLCvbeS6?s=u

this is what's in it. wow. still people look at it and go,, ...just wow , bad very bad. shame on you

[monsieurherr-deactivated2019033]

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[chronoviking]

this helps me fall asleep every night

[werewolfmonkie]

i found a christian retelling of the first harry potter book and it claims that birthdays are unholy and are made up

[werewolfmonkie]

some highlights

Ron is a Slytherin

Draco is a Ravenclaw AND a mysogonist

Snape isn’t a cunt and is really nice and caring towards Harry

Angels have replaced owls

Dean Thomas is a main character for no reason

Dumbledore isn’t gay and is married to a woman and is ALSO Hermionies dad

It doesn’t take place in the UK for some reason

Wizard duels are now called pray-offs

I’ll add more when i read more

[werewolfmonkie]

more

Harry converts Draco into being a Gryffindor (who are depicted as pitch perfect Christians who follow the bible closely and only take orders from God)

Eco friendly-ness is bad apparently

Voldemort has hair

Believing in evolution is apparently Satanic

Voldemort wanted to make Christianity ILLEGAL

Voldemort ALSO has a Reddit account

Dumbledore calls Reddit a “godless coven”

THEY LITERALLY TRY AND CONVERT VOLDEMORT INTO BEING A CHRISTIAN

Harry says that Voldemort has been tricked by the lies of society and that he deserves to burn in hell 

““I’m just so upset that you don’t accept the Bible,” Hermionie sobbed femininely. “The Bible is the best book ever. Why can’t you respect that?”“

Voldemort is described as a fornicating, drug-addicted evolutionist (Actually, this is what the author says that all Evolutionists are like this)

I can’t believe i found a fic to rival My Immortal

[sleepy-loopin]

This is some anti My Immortal shit

[sorry]

how does one sob femininely? 

[oddpyromaniac]

PLEASE SOMEONE SEND ME A NAME OR A LINK TO THIS

[chaiischii-deactivated20190628]

https://m.fanfiction.net/s/10644439/1/Hogwarts-School-of-Prayer-and-Miracles

[oddpyromaniac]

I love you thank you

[5000angryspiders]

Dumbledore is married to McGonagall.

There are several paragraphs describing beloved fictional characters’ chest hair.

Slytherins are Catholics.

Petunia wears pant suits.

[bidootdoot-deactivated20190601]

“Aunt Petunia smacked her hands over Harry’s young ears; and her voice was sickly sweet when she said, “Thank you very much for your concern, sir, but he does not need your religion, he has science and socialism and birthdays. “

[sawyer-saucee]

Reblog if you don’t need religion because you have science socialism and birthdays

[jabberwockypie]

… I got stuck on “Angels have replaced owls”.

Like, I know the word “angel” means “messenger” (GNU Terry Pratchett <3) but it kind of puts a new spin on all the times Hedwig shows up with the mail and Harry gives her some bacon to nom on.

[nothowtheforceworks]

I cant get over how much I love the fact that the Slytherins are all Catholic

[chronoviking]

Yesterday is history tomorrow is a mystery Today is a gift that is why we call it a present the only problem is I don't want the present, I want love that belonged in the past

[tealfruit]

I’m making bread

[tealfruit]

bread boys

[tealfruit]

my sons!

THEY’RE DELICIOUS

[tealfruit]

frog bread was tagged explicit. reblog the forbidden frog bread for luck and power

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[myburningflamee-deactivated2022]

🌑

[chronoviking]

what is the post from. wondering?

[chronoviking]

to be or not to be , that is .... kinda redundant.

IVAR SAYS: be the viking your meant to be. focus on the log in your own , not the splinter in your brother's.

[chronoviking]

I just wish , IVAR is the person, kattegat needs.

[chronoviking]

You Cannot Kill Me,  I Am Ivar theBoneless

[evilfuckaire-deactivated2017092]

us big guys need lovin, too

[chronoviking]

us skinny guys get abad rep I cant gain writh it sucks. 3verone calls you twig, and skinny mini. and its awful

[ovebooh]

Reblog if you support romantic same sex relationship themes and gay characters in childrens entertainment!

[anonymous-snake]

SLAMS THE REBLOG BUTTON

[dumpsterthot]

AND NORMALIZE IT.

[squeeesh-deactivated20171106]

👏👏👏

[nonnamouse]

AND DONT SEXUALIZE IT

[helpfuljellyboi]

LET IT BE NORMAL!

[mybilifeinok]

Okie Tumblr's

If you are in Oklahoma reblog so we can find you!

[okcfunclubx]

OK at it’s finest!

[marriederotica-blog]

Message us, Love to hear from Okies.

[run2fun14-blog-deactivated20190]

Tulsa here same name on kik

[oklahomasexualadventure]

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[chronoviking]

owasso

[young-big-bulge]

Reblog this if you want pictures from your beautiful horny followers. Inbox is always open.

(Picture credit to @purple-and-gray-troll )